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1  General / The Forum / Yo Hijack, I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish, but.... on: October 09, 2012, 20:58:16
...I'm selling all the drum'n'bass records of all time. ALL TIME.

Okay, maybe just the mid 90s to 00s. It's all next door on the exchange:
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-exchange/jungle-dum%27n%27bass-collection-sale/new/#new
2  General / The Exchange / Jungle / dum'n'bass collection sale on: October 09, 2012, 20:51:52
I'm shifting the last of my late 90s to mid 00s drum'n'bass and jungle vinyl.

Please feel to make an offer on individual records. Or make me an offer for the whole lot - I may accept a crazy bid.

PM me with offers and queries.

Albms and Singles by Labels


Moving Shadow / Audio Couture         
EZ Rollers   Tough at the Top   Moving Shadow
EZ Rollers   RS 2000 (Vocal mix) / Science Funktion (vocal mix)   Moving Shadow   
Tech Itch   Dimensions / Relic   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers / Diablo   Movin' Raget / Don't Fret   Moving Shadow   
Dom & Roland   Cant Punish Me / Sky Spirits   Moving Shadow   
Tekniq / EZ Rollers   Shark Food / Meatball   Moving Shadow   
Aquasky   Nightvision / Overkill   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers   Back to Love - Radio + remix   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers   Back To Love (Roni Size Rmx) / 1 Crazy Diva   Moving Shadow   
Drum and Bass Fiesta EP   "EZ Rollers - Ready For Love, Sonic - Make me Wanna,
       A.I. - Sky High, Cuba Gooding - Pedro Karcus"   Moving Shadow   
MX EP   Aquasky - I Can't Wait, Uptight, Radium, Spectre   Moving Shadow   Limitted Ed
Rollcage Stage 2 Soundtrack   "Tech Itch -  Deadline, Dom & Rol - Spooks,
      Flytronix - Imaginary Forces, Aquasky - Halifax,
      Tech Itch - Caution, Flytronix - Naked Funk,
      Aquasky - Control, EZ Rollers - Double Cross,
      Omni Trio - Penetration"   Moving Shadow   
Titles of the Unexpected (Album)      EZ Rollers   Moving Shadow   
Drumfunk Hooliganz   "Successful Criminals - Music Madness,
      Kudos - Step Right Up,
      Tekniq - Slamdown, EZ Rollers - Brass Funtion,
      Mercer - Blue 73, EZ Rollers - Movin Target,
      JMJ & Richie - The Score,
      PFM Cruising Detroit"   Moving Shadow   
The Successful Criminals   Control freak / Tardis   Audio Couture   
JMJ & Richie   Zebra 3 / Temporal Mehanics   Audio Couture   Promo

Metalheadz / Ram / Inrared / 31         
J Majik / Futurebound & Recall   Solarize / Hypnotizin'   Infrared   White
J Majik feat Cathy Brown   Share the Blame + Judas Knight Remix   Infrared   
Sonic   Even When It Rains - 2 Mixes   Infrared   

Hospital         
[Cyantific   90 / All Points West   Hospital   
High Contrast   Music is Everything - Influx Datum and Danny Byrd Remixes   Hospital   
[London Elektricity   Wishing Well / Electric D-Funk   Hospital   
London Elektricity   Billion Dollar Gravy / Harlesdon   Hospital   
Q Project   Nation 2 Nation / Living with Beaker   Hospital   A side is damaged in first half.
London Elektricity   Different Drum - Photek and Nu:Tone Remixes   Hospital   
Nu:Logic / JFB   On + On / Ritz   Hospital   7"
London Elektricity   Round the Corner - Origin Unknown remixes   Hospital   Brad… do you still want this?
Cyantific   Output / Reincarnation Dub   Hospital   
[Phuturistix & Jenna G   Beautiful - London Elek & Nu:Tone Remixes   Hospital   
[Klute   Part Of Me   Hospital   
Danny Byrd   Changes    Hospital
[Cyantific   Be True / Heart Beating   Hospital (white)   
Konsta   Flirt / What I Need   MASH   White
Weapons of Mass Creation   "Laroque, London Electricity, Nu:Tone,
      Danny Byrd, SKC+Bratwa, John B, Konsta"   Hospital   
Brave Nu World Album      Nu:Tone      Hospital   
Billion Dollar Gravy Album   London Elektricity   Hospital   
London Elektricity   Pull The Plug LP, One Plate only - Pull the plug / Do you believe   Hopsital

V / Liquid V / Full Cycle      
[Roni Size / Die   Strictly Social (Nu:Tone Remx) / Autumn (Commix Rmx)   Liquid V
Jagged Edge   Rock Baby / Driver   V
Suv, Patife & Tali / Danny C   Inta Outa / Happy Hour   V
[DJ Marky & XRS   LK - Stamina MC + Instrumental verion   V
Sonic   Make me Wanna (AI Rmx) / Danny C Remix   V
Drumsound & Simon Bassline Smith   Freestyle mambo / Aquarius   V
The Brazil EP   "XRS Land - Secrets of the Floating Island, Marky - Samba Raro,
           Patife - Sambissim, Patife - Carnaval"   V
Planet V EP   "Adam F - Brand New Funk + Remix,
          Peshay - Amazon, Biomechanics - DNA"   V
[Roni Size   26 Bass / Snapshot   Full Cycle
Tali   Airport Lounge A.I Remix / Freestylers remix   Full Cycle
Reeltime / Suv   Mine / Ripcurl   Full Cycle
D Product   Already Mine / Running Scared   Full Cycle
[
Formation / New Identity   
Influx Datum   Back for More / Alright   Formation   
John B   Brazil (Salsa Rmx) / Sight Beyond   Formation   RARE White label repress!!!
Influx UK   Take My / Back For More (High Contrast Rmx)   Formation   
DJ SS / Twisted Individual   Asylum Seekers / Acid Bath   Formation   
Jazz and Bass Session 4   "Peshay v Co-ordinate - Get Ready,
          Twisted Individual - Pony plasure,
          Generation Dub - I can't take,
          Nu:Tone - Jazm"   New Identity   
Commix   Something Better / All You Need      New Identity   


Other EPs
A Better Tomoorow EP   Ecco and Sabotage - 4 Tracks   Frequency   white
Quad 2 EP   "Digital & NJC - Open Up, Digital - Creation,
           Concorde Dawn - Tonite, Dub Soldier - Amit"   Function   
Holdtight - Somethin' Else EP   "Hunter, Bubblin Over,
          SomethinElse,  Mac 10 (Influx UK Rmx)"   Renegade   
You and Me EP   Tronic !00 - 4 tracks   Renegade   
Research and Development Pt 1   "Aquasky - Ham & Egggs, Ham and Eggs (Trace Rmx)
           Stratus - Jungle Terror, Xample & Sol - Gauze"   Sonix   white


Everything else - Darkside / Liquid / Neuro / Classics / You name it....

Adam F Feat MOP   Stand Clear + Origin Unknown remix   KAOS   
AI vs Missy Eliott   Work It + Instrumental   White   
Aphrodite   BM Funkster / Rinsing Quince   V2   
Aphrodite & Wildflower   See Thru It - Peshay + 'Dite Mixes   V2   
Aquasky   You got me + Hydridz Rmx   Aspect
Aquasky   Badlands / Suckerpunch   Sonix   
Aquasky   Lords of Motion / Ghost   Sonix   
Architex feat Ayah   Dance Child / Funk Odyssey   Signal   
Bi Polar   Shoalin / Rumpus   Balafonic   
Blue Sonix   This Feeling - High Contrast/Influx Remixes   Phuturistic Bluez   
Blue Sonix   Let the Music Take Your Mind   Phuturistic Bluez   
Blueskin   Feel It / Cookout   Cubik   
Boylan   Everybody / Underground   Square One   
Bulletproof & Riddle   Mindframe / Hit Me   Cyanide   White
Chromatix   Bustin Loose / Nautilus   Nu Urban Music   
Commix   Herbie / Vibrations   Creative Source   White
Commix & Logistics   Surround / Deep Joy   Brand Nu   
Commix / Logistics   I want to Know / Hold On Be Strong   Advanced   
Concord Dawn   Morning Light (Klute Rmx) / Don't Tell Me   Timeless   
Danism / Logistics   Come To You (Nu:Tone Rmx) / Music   Brand Nu   
Danny Breaks   Astral Vibes - Original and two remixes   Droppin Science   
Danny C   The Mexican - D9 and Twisted Anger RMX   Dread (white)   
David Carbone   Thousand Miles + D Kay Remix   Industry   
DJ Control / Subject 13   Give it to Me / Blaze   Vibez   White - V Elements album sampler
DJ Marjy & DJ Patife   So Tinha… / That Cosmonautics Remix   Movement   
Dog   Bitten + Klute Remix / Jack   Heavenly   
Drumajik   Levado Tropical / Tempo Fechado   Phuturo   
Exile   Cut By Plastic / Default Loser   Beta   
Fellowship   Delusions - Matrix / Miguel Q Mixes   Phuturistic Bluez   
Future Cut / M.I.S.T   Uprock / Warp 2   DSCI4   
Grand Unified   Goin On / The Other Side / Loose   Second Skin   
Greg Packer   Fiesta Latina / Be-Bop   Chihuahua   
Greg Packer   True Love / Feel For You   Phuturistic Bluez   
Greg Packer / Pentagon   Gonna Be Mine / Get It On   Nu Directions   
Hatiras   Spaced Invader - Ed Rush & Optical rmx / High Contrast Rmx   Canvas   
Holdtight   Be Strong / Girl Next Door   Renegade   
Holdtight and Kubiks   Salvation / Bame Remix   Rubik   
Illogic & Raf   One Step to Glory (feat Don-E) / Out of Nowhere   Double Zero   
ILS   No Soul - High Contrast & PMT Remixes   Marine Parade   
John B & Exile   Broken Language (Exile Remix) / The Forever Endeavour   Planet Mu   
Justin Timberlake   Cry Me A River d&b rmx   White   Brad… do you still want this?
Konsta / Kubiks   Autumn / The Seeker (Carbone Rmx)   Rubik   
Koop   Waltz For Koop - Patife Mixes   Stimulus   
Maruc Intalex & D Kay   Transition / The Beat   Ill Skillz Recordings   
Mikrob   Come to Funky / Sweet Wind   Phuturo   
Morcheeba   Otherwise - Uncut Remix   White   
Nu:Tone        e.Spresso / Chupa Meus Samples   Chihuahua   
Nu:Tone       Our House / G.M.A.S. (Matrix Remix)   White Label (possibly came out on Brand Nu couple of years Later)   
Puretone   Addicted to Bass - DJ Die / Breaks Mixes   Gusto   
Shy FX   Bambaata (Roni & Mask Remix) / Funksta Remix   Ebony   
Shy FX & T Power   Shake Your Body + 2 Remixes   Ebony   
Sonic & Silver   Space Cadet / Road Movie   Space   
Star Company   Vibe / Time   Huh??   White
Sunshine Anderson   Heard It All Before - Marky Mrx   White   
Total Science   Whistles / Give Me Your Love   Creative Source   
Total Science / BlueBook   Chicken In A Basket / Rolling Over   Industry   
Un-Cut   Midnight version 2 + MIST & Waian mixes   Wired   
Weaver   Lost funk Live Punk / Space Race   Wide Open Music   Promo
Y.T.   Since You Left (Tomahawk Rmx) / Extended Version   London Republic   
3  General / The Forum / Re: letter of complaint on: October 26, 2010, 18:57:52
A little long I admit, but there's a pleasing peaks and troughs structure with a rousing crescendo.

--//--

Sirs,

Ours is digital age, in which a broadband internet connection is considered a requirement for a reasonable standard of living; something with which I’m sure you would agree. And why so, should one sacrifice this basic standard of living whilst availing oneself of the hospitality of a hotel, let alone one which one caters for the business world? A world, indeed, whose wheels are greased by the World Wide Web! These are not, of course, the musings of an enquiring mind which I have simply chosen to share with your good selves for the benefit of general discourse; rather the crux of a matter which has caused me much vexation.

I recently took lodgings with Manchester Marriott Victoria and Albert, a well-appointed and fine establishment in many respects. It was whilst a guest that I found myself faced with a situation which saw me needing to download a video file (measuring 127 megabytes in size) which I required for my next day’s work. I had my laptop, and your hotel offered me a variety of ways of connecting to the internet. The problem, on first inspection, seemed slight. However, upon trying to use the free wireless connection available in the hotel “lounge” I was confronted by transfer speeds which were, frankly put, inadequate for the task. But what fortune to discover hotel propaganda notifying me that better connectivity could be found in my hotel room! “High Speed Connection,” it said. “Ideal for transferring large files,” it claimed. So to my room! But, alas, here our tale takes a sad and sickening turn. I connected my laptop with the ethernet cable provided: rank portent of coming woe, my web browser struggled to access the greeting page of your internet service, requiring no less than five refreshes and a reboot. But when finally the page vested it’s content, I was confronted with something that still visits me in visions by night, chilling my blood. For the privilege of accessing this much feted service, I was to be relived of six pounds.

Six pounds, Sirs, for one hour.

My first stupefied thoughts were that perhaps the beef-witted annex of your corporate structure which cooked-up this abomination of price structure posseses a groundless hatred for the public, or simply that it views guests as well-pastured cash cows to be cruelly, vigorously, and relentlessly milked. Regardless, my situation left me with no option but to proceed with the transaction.

I left my computer to download the file I needed, and turned the television on. An on-screen menu offered me TV, radio, films, and “adult” content. It immediately struck me: of course, with reasonably priced internet connection in guests’ rooms, Messers Marriott would never sell another pornographic film. After all, why would any sane pornofile pay to see a hotel’s offerings of relatively santitised smut, when the web offers anything their highly capable imagination can dream up, for free. It must be, I thought, that pornography is the very cornerstone of Marriott’s business plan for it to be guarded it with such frothing fanaticism. And so, after a few minutes of Newsnight’s calming sobriety, I returned to my laptop to check the progress of my download, only to discover that the horror was to continue. I’m duty-bound to inform you that by today’s standard, 127MB is not an overly large file. And even if it is bigger than the anticipated needs of your average guest, what was “ideal” for large files should have been “adequate” for mine. But no, the estimated download time lay beyond the limits of that six-pounded hour.

Aghast. This is the word I chose to describe my feelings at the time, as more florid a description would likely lead to a visit from Special Branch. Simply put, the evening’s compounded insults had rendered my sanity the proverbial camel’s loaded back, providing me with a rare and disturbing glimpse into the mindset of someone who visits a shopping mall with an assault-rifle intent on gunning down innocents and perfect strangers in retaliation to the spiteful and unjust joke that is life.

Doubtless, I do not need to tell you that henceforth my custom can no longer be considered yours, and that the reasoning behind Marriott’s hateful campaign against reasonably-priced access to internet connections, of even vaguely twenty-first century speeds, remains opaque.

Yours dumbfounded,
4  General / The Forum / Re: Lacie Drives on: May 13, 2010, 18:24:22
The thing to remember about hard drives is that it isn't a question of if they fail, but when. Hence regular and duplicate back-ups are vital.
5  General / The Forum / Re: Lacie Drives on: April 26, 2010, 13:55:33
Thanks all.  Off to Southmead I go.
6  General / The Forum / Lacie Drives on: April 26, 2010, 13:37:51
Anyone know who stocks Lacie drives in Bristol?
7  General / The Forum / Re: Tesco on Cheltenham Road on: January 28, 2010, 14:45:57
Cashier self service till number five please.

 Undecided

Item approval needed.
8  General / The Forum / Re: Tesco ban on shoppers in pyjamas on: January 28, 2010, 14:44:05
Sainsos Clifton Down is a fucking magnet for shop-twats like this - I blame the population density of pleased-with-themselves undergraduates. I've seen dressing-gown clad I'm-mad-mes, barefooted free-spirit spastics, and just last week , some walking phallus, basket in one hand, mug of tea in the other; fuck off, that's anything other than attention seeking kerazieness. Who takes a mug of tea all the way to the supermarket? I'll tell you who. A cunt.
9  General / The Forum / Re: Tesco on Cheltenham Road on: January 28, 2010, 14:34:07
Surely this means the C-road / croft area will end up post officeless - it'll kill that shop with the PO in the back - which does some pretty reasonable booze deals I hasten to add. I like being able to nip down picton street or c road and be able to buy ripe fruit, or essentials like one head of decent sized garlic. Tesco won't do these and will probably kill off the competition in time. That would be a shame.

Cashier number five please.
10  General / The Forum / Re: Essential Mac Apps on: January 14, 2010, 15:27:12
Disk Inventory X - brilliant way of quickly figuring out where large files that clog your hard drive are hiding
Handbrake & MPEG streamclip - for video file converting
Flip 4 Mac - pro-sumer wmv QT add-on
Cyberduck - elegant, simple, FTP client
Xee - tasty, light, image viewer/browser with good colour handling
Stuffit - file compressor/expander
Peer Guardian - I have no idea if this works but I run it stop my ISP eavesdropping
VLC - video player; simply awesome
Neo Office - Open-source Office-style suite
Quicktime Pro - it's just frustrating otherwise
iEatBrainz - mp3 / audio file metadata finder
flickruploader - because I don't use iPhoto and HATE picasa
11  General / The Exchange / Re: DnB Record collection sale on: December 08, 2009, 10:53:47
Bump.
12  General / The Forum / Re: The YouTube thread! (now with added non-Tube goodness!) on: December 05, 2009, 20:25:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50uNMp64gSc
13  General / The Forum / Recommend me a free/open-source mutli-track mixing software for mac on: November 27, 2009, 17:47:52
I don't need to beat match - just need to wack some MP3s on tracks and adjust volume.
Maybe I should just use Garage band? I was hoping for something that would handle MP3s natively.
Ta
14  General / The Exchange / Re: DnB Record collection sale on: November 27, 2009, 17:30:37
Loads gone, but lots of nice bits left.
15  General / The Forum / Re: DnB Record Sale on: November 25, 2009, 20:03:10
Everything must go.
16  General / The Exchange / Re: DnB Record collection sale on: November 25, 2009, 20:02:32
Everything must go.
17  General / The Forum / DnB Record Sale on: November 18, 2009, 19:39:03
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/the-exchange/dnb-record-collection-sale/new/#new
Selling my collection
18  General / The Exchange / DnB Record collection sale on: November 18, 2009, 19:33:17
Loads gone now but lots of nice bits left

This is what is left of my d'n'b collection. It is all up for sale. Mostly for cheap, but you may have to offer more to persuade me to part with some of the nicer bits and rarer ones.
Sorry for the poor formating, but there was no other painless way than to enter it all into a spreadsheet and sort it by label.
Happy virtual crate digging.

Albms and Singles by Labels

Commercial Suicide / Subtitles         
Klute   Acid Rain / Bewrae - Transparent vinyl   Commercial Suicide   
Klute   Growl / Lost Connection   Commercial Suicide   

Break   Positive-negative / Hearing Voices - Green vinyl   Commercial Suicide   
A.I.   Soul Good / Embrace   Commercial Suicide   
Beta 2 & Zero Tollerance   Give it Up / 3rd Bass   Commercial Suicide   White

A.I.   Switch On / Soul Good (Rmx)   Commercial Suicide   
D Kay & Rawfull / Bulletproof   Shadow play / Hardwired   Commercial Suicide   
Illformants   The Bizarre / Godspot      Subtitles   
Teebee   Warehouse / Bounce   Subtitles   
Orion feat Jadis   Time Stands Still / (TeeBee Remix)   Subtitles   
Chris Su   Solaris Theme / Back and Forth   Subtitles   

Soul:R /  Critical / Signature / Revolve:R      
Alias   Can I / Vam Cleef   Critical   
Breakage / Alias   Plum Fairy / Admitt to Love  Critical   White with Locus Sticker!!!

Calibre   Domeron / Maximus   Critical   
M.I.S.T   Barracuda / Freaky   Revolve:R   

Maruc Intalex   Afrikaa / Bridge the Gap   Revolve:R   
Calibre & High Contrast   Mr Majestik / The other Side   Signature   
Calibre   Makes Me Wonder / Got to Have You   Signature   
Calibre   Trust / Waiting   Signature   
Calibre & Fats   Drop it Down / Bleep   Signature   

Calibre   Feeling Happy / Think Again   Signature   White
Calibre   Peso / My Chances   Signature   
Soul:ution - Series 1, Part 1   "M.I.S.T. - Lover, Sonic - Right Now,
        Marky & XRS - Closer, D Kay - Balearic Dream"   Soul:R   

Soul:ution - Series 1, Part  2   "M.I.S.T. v High Contrast - 3am,
        Sonic & Silver - Under the Sun,
        Total Science - Dee Pee,
        M.I.S.T. v Marky & XRS - Sunshine"   Soul:R   

Soul:ution - Series 1, Part  3   "DJ Marky & XRS - Reel Good, D Kay - Devotion,
        Calibre - It's, A.I. - Ever on"   Soul:R   

Calibre   Bluetop / Gemini   Innerground   
M.I.S.T:Cal   Love Thing / Soul 80      
D Kay   It's on the Way / Space Quest   Soul:R   
D Kay and Kasra   Babylon / Black Magic   Brigand   
M.I.S.T / Nu:Tone   Nu Wave / Vital Organ   Soul:R   Scratch (not audible in much of tune on the b-side)

Bassbin / Inperspective
Beta 2    Disco 45 Remix / One Squeeze/Out of Time   Bassbin
Breakage / Naptha   So Vain / Mars   Bassbin
Beakage        Stroneheart / Bringback   Bassbin
Breakage   Sweet As / Consciousness   Bassbin   
Fanu   Tales From The Sea / Galician Girl   Breakin
Equinox    Acid Rain / Breakage Century 47 Rmx)   Inperspective
Equinox      Stagger / Ital Lion Tuff Head   Intasound



Moving Shadow / Audio Couture         
EZ Rollers   Tough at the Top   Moving Shadow
EZ Rollers   Tough at the Top (Origin Unknown and Timecode remixes)   Moving Shadow   
Dom & Roland   Parasite / Homicide   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers   RS2000 / Cops Don't Like Us   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers   RS 2000 (Vocal mix) / Science Funktion (vocal mix)   Moving Shadow   
Tech Itch   Dimensions / Relic   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers / Diablo   Movin' Raget / Don't Fret   Moving Shadow   
Current Affairs   Cuttin' Edge (Rmx) / Turbulence (Jus' Jungle Rmx)   Moving Shadow   SHADOW 75R RARE
EZ Rollers   Walk This Land - Paradis Rmx / '99Mix (the double bass one)   Moving Shadow   
Dom & Roland   Cant Punish Me / Sky Spirits   Moving Shadow   
Tekniq / EZ Rollers   Shark Food / Meatball   Moving Shadow   
Aquasky   Nightvision / Overkill   Moving Shadow   
Renegade / Cloud 9 / Blame & Justice   Terrorist / You Got me Burnin (Rmx) / Anthemia (heaven)   Moving shadow   RENEGADE - TERRORIST!!!!111111OMGzor
EZ Rollers   Back to Love - Radio + remix   Moving Shadow   
EZ Rollers   Back To Love (Roni Size Rmx) / 1 Crazy Diva   Moving Shadow   
Outtakes and Missing Bits   "EZ Rollers - Tough at the top (EZ Rollers Rmx),
      Submission (Tommy Knocer Rmx), Tu Ruf,
      Walk This Land (Koma and Bones Rmx),
      You'll Never Know"   Moving Shadow   

Drum and Bass Fiesta EP   "EZ Rollers - Ready For Love, Sonic - Make me Wanna,
       A.I. - Sky High, Cuba Gooding - Pedro Karcus"   Moving Shadow   
MX EP   Calyx - Exchange, Ripe, Decompression, Transition   Moving Shadow   Limitted Ed
MX EP   Calyx - Catapault, Reshuffle, Downpour, Quagmire   Moving Shadow   Limitted Ed
MX EP   Aquasky - I Can't Wait, Uptight, Radium, Spectre   Moving Shadow   Limitted Ed
Rollcage Stage 2 Soundtrack   "Tech Itch -  Deadline, Dom & Rol - Spooks,
      Flytronix - Imaginary Forces, Aquasky - Halifax,
      Tech Itch - Caution, Flytronix - Naked Funk,
      Aquasky - Control, EZ Rollers - Double Cross,
      Omni Trio - Penetration"   Moving Shadow   
Titles of the Unexpected (Album)      EZ Rollers   Moving Shadow   
Drumfunk Hooliganz 2   "60 Minute Man - Brand Nu Day,
       Decoder & Substabce - Heat
       EZ Rollers - Concrete Steel,
       Kudos - Funkasis, Calyx - Fortune Cookie,
       The Successful Criminals - I can Feel It,
       JMJ - Bluegrass   Moving Shadow   

Drumfunk Hooliganz   "Successful Criminals - Music Madness,
      Kudos - Step Right Up,
      Tekniq - Slamdown, EZ Rollers - Brass Funtion,
      Mercer - Blue 73, EZ Rollers - Movin Target,
      JMJ & Richie - The Score,
      PFM Cruising Detroit"   Moving Shadow   
The Successful Criminals   Control freak / Tardis   Audio Couture   
JMJ & Richie   Zebra 3 / Temporal Mehanics   Audio Couture   Promo

Metalheadz / Ram / Inrared / 31         
Origin Unknown   Valley of the Shadows / Truly One   Ram   
Origin Unknown   Truly One - Remixes Pt 1 & 2   Ram   
Commix   Urban Legend / If I should Fall   Metalheadz   
John B   Up All Night / Take Cpntrol   Metalheadz   
J Majik / Futurebound & Recall   Solarize / Hypnotizin'   Infrared   White
J Majik feat Cathy Brown   Share the Blame + Judas Knight Remix   Infrared   
Sonic   Even When It Rains - 2 Mixes   Infrared   
J Majik v Hatiras   Spaced Invader   Infrared   
Commix   You'll See / Trojan   31   
Calyx   Morphology / Schitzoid   31


Hospital
         
Cyantific   Little Green Men / Quiet Star   Hospital   
Cyantific   90 / All Points West   Hospital   
High Contrast   Music is Everything - Influx Datum and Danny Byrd Remixes   Hospital   
High Contrast   Twilight's Last Gleaming / Made It Last Nght   Hospital   
High Contrast   Make It Tonight / Mermaid Scar   Hospital   
London Elektricity   Wishing Well / Electric D-Funk   Hospital   
London Elektricity   Billion Dollar Gravy / Harlesdon   Hospital   
Q Project   Nation 2 Nation / Living with Beaker   Hospital   A side is damaged in first half.
London Elektricity   Different Drum - Photek and Nu:Tone Remixes   Hospital   
Nu:Logic / JFB   On + On / Ritz   Hospital   7"
London Elektricity   Round the Corner - Origin Unknown remixes   Hospital   Brad… do you still want this?
Cyantific   Output / Reincarnation Dub   Hospital   
Logistics / CLS+Wax   The Trip / Quite Perfect   Hospital   
Phuturistix & Jenna G   Beautiful - London Elek & Nu:Tone Remixes   Hospital   
Nu:Tone   Breathless / Feel It   Hospital   
Klute   Part Of Me   Hospital   
Danny Byrd   Changes    Hospital
Xploding Plastix / Danny Byrd   Treat Me Mean / Changes (Calibre Rmx)   Hospital   
Cyantific   Be True / Heart Beating   Hospital (white)   
Konsta   Flirt / What I Need   MASH   White
Weapons of Mass Creation   "Laroque, London Electricity, Nu:Tone,
      Danny Byrd, SKC+Bratwa, John B, Konsta"   Hospital   
Brave Nu World Album      Nu:Tone      Hospital   
Billion Dollar Gravy Album   London Elektricity   Hospital   
London Elektricity   Pull The Plug LP, One Plate only - Pull the plug / Do you believe   Hopsital

V / Liquid V / Full Cycle      
Calibre / + Zero Tolerance   Drowing in You / One Word   Liquid V
Roni Size / Die   Strictly Social (Nu:Tone Remx) / Autumn (Commix Rmx)   Liquid V
Jagged Edge   Rock Baby / Driver   V
Suv, Patife & Tali / Danny C   Inta Outa / Happy Hour   V
Krust   Warhead (steppa mix) / Check Dis Out   V
A.I.   Desperado / Movin On   V
DJ Marky & XRS   LK - Stamina MC + Instrumental verion   V
Sonic   Make me Wanna (AI Rmx) / Danny C Remix   V
Drumsound & Simon Bassline Smith   Freestyle mambo / Aquarius   V
The Brazil EP   "XRS Land - Secrets of the Floating Island, Marky - Samba Raro,
           Patife - Sambissim, Patife - Carnaval"   V
Planet V EP   "Adam F - Brand New Funk + Remix,
          Peshay - Amazon, Biomechanics - DNA"   V
Liquid V EP   "Commix - Hung Up, Logistics - Love Unlimitted,
          Utah Jazz - Harlem, Peshay - Liquid V"   Liquid V

Roni Size   26 Bass / Snapshot   Full Cycle
Tali   Airport Lounge A.I Remix / Freestylers remix   Full Cycle
Reeltime / Suv   Mine / Ripcurl   Full Cycle
D Product   Already Mine / Running Scared   Full Cycle
Roni Size   Brown Paper Bag (Photek, Nobukazu Takemura + 2 Roni Rmxes)   Talkin Loud

Formation / New Identity   
Influx Datum   Back for More / Alright   Formation   
John B   Brazil (Salsa Rmx) / Sight Beyond   Formation   RARE White label repress!!!
Influx UK   Take My / Back For More (High Contrast Rmx)   Formation   
DJ SS / Twisted Individual   Asylum Seekers / Acid Bath   Formation   
Jazz and Bass Session 4   "Peshay v Co-ordinate - Get Ready,
          Twisted Individual - Pony plasure,
          Generation Dub - I can't take,
          Nu:Tone - Jazm"   New Identity   
Commix   Something Better / All You Need      New Identity   

Intercom - Early stuff… before it went really bad - SPECIAL OFFER of £16 for the Lot - that's £2 per release!      
60 Minute Man   Mystery / Electric emotion   Intercom   
60 Minute Man   No Turning Back / Lok Deep   Intercom   
60 Minute Man   Soul Survivor / Sounds In Da Air   Intercom   White
Filibuster   Not Enough / Wanting You   Intercom   
Skyjack   P Rocket / Second Chances   Intercom   
Tommy Knocker   Let Me Tell You / Startime   Intercom   
Tommy Knocker   Get Away / Bullfiddle   Intercom   
Filibuster   Bonafide Funk / My DJ   Intercom


Other EPs
Four Days/The Fear EP   Bad Company - 4Days, Refuge, The Fear, Jellyfish   Bad Company   
A Better Tomoorow EP   Ecco and Sabotage - 4 Tracks   Frequency   white
Quad 2 EP   "Digital & NJC - Open Up, Digital - Creation,
           Concorde Dawn - Tonite, Dub Soldier - Amit"   Function   
Future Sounds of Cambridge   "Nu:Tone - Millie's Theme, Commix - Roots Train,
          Logistics - Together, Commix - The Wurley Tune"   Hospital   

Holdtight - Somethin' Else EP   "Hunter, Bubblin Over,
          SomethinElse,  Mac 10 (Influx UK Rmx)"   Renegade   
You and Me EP   Tronic !00 - 4 tracks   Renegade   
Research and Development Pt 1   "Aquasky - Ham & Egggs, Ham and Eggs (Trace Rmx)
           Stratus - Jungle Terror, Xample & Sol - Gauze"   Sonix   white


Everything else - Darkside / Liquid / Neuro / Classics / You name it....

Adam F   Circles   White   
Adam F Feat MOP   Stand Clear + Origin Unknown remix   KAOS   
AI vs Missy Eliott   Work It + Instrumental   White   
Aphrodite   BM Funkster / Rinsing Quince   V2   
Aphrodite & Wildflower   See Thru It - Peshay + 'Dite Mixes   V2   
Aquasky   You got me + Hydridz Rmx   Aspect
Aquasky   Badlands / Suckerpunch   Sonix   
Aquasky   Lords of Motion / Ghost   Sonix   
Architex feat Ayah   Dance Child / Funk Odyssey   Signal   
Bi Polar   Shoalin / Rumpus   Balafonic   
B-Key   Real World / Enochian Kets   Obscene   
B-Key   Outcry / Uncertain Thoughts   Outbreak    Limitted Edition

Blue Sonix   This Feeling - High Contrast/Influx Remixes   Phuturistic Bluez   
Blue Sonix   Let the Music Take Your Mind   Phuturistic Bluez   
Blueskin   Feel It / Cookout   Cubik   
Boylan   Everybody / Underground   Square One   
Break   I Don't Doubt / Sonic Storm   Eastside   
Break   The Compass / Locked In   Explicit   
Break & Hydro   Breathless / Deliverance   DNA   
Bulletproof & Riddle   Mindframe / Hit Me   Cyanide   White
Chromatix   Bustin Loose / Nautilus   Nu Urban Music   
Commix   Herbie / Vibrations   Creative Source   White
Commix & Logistics   Surround / Deep Joy   Brand Nu   
Commix / Logistics   I want to Know / Hold On Be Strong   Advanced   
Concord Dawn   Morning Light (Klute Rmx) / Don't Tell Me   Timeless   
CTRL & Ed Solo   Dub Beats / Dub Beats VIP   Dark Sounds Foundation   
D Kay & Epsilon   Barcelona (Stamina and Inst cuts)   BC Authorised   
Danism / Logistics   Come To You (Nu:Tone Rmx) / Music   Brand Nu   
Danny Breaks   Astral Vibes - Original and two remixes   Droppin Science   
Danny C   The Mexican - D9 and Twisted Anger RMX   Dread (white)   
David Carbone   Thousand Miles + D Kay Remix   Industry   
DJ Control / Subject 13   Give it to Me / Blaze   Vibez   White - V Elements album sampler
DJ Marjy & DJ Patife   So Tinha… / That Cosmonautics Remix   Movement   
DJ Marky & XRS   Breeze / Backspin   Innerground   White
DJ Ron   Live / Funked   London Som'ting Records   
DJ Zinc   Super Sharp Shooter / So Damn Fresh   Ganja   
Dog   Bitten + Klute Remix / Jack   Heavenly   
Drumagik   Malandragem / Malta   Schema   
Drumajik   Levado Tropical / Tempo Fechado   Phuturo   
Exile   Cut By Plastic / Default Loser   Beta   
Fellowship   Delusions - Matrix / Miguel Q Mixes   Phuturistic Bluez   
Freeland   We Want Your Soul - Ed Rush & Optical + Infusion Remixes   Maximise Profit   
Future Cut / M.I.S.T   Uprock / Warp 2   DSCI4   
Future Sound of London   Papua New Guinea (Nu:Tone Rmx) WAY BETTER THAN THE HC REMIX!!   White   
Future Sound of London   Papua New Guinea - High Contrast Remix   White   
Grand Unified   Goin On / The Other Side / Loose   Second Skin   
Greg Packer   Fiesta Latina / Be-Bop   Chihuahua   
Greg Packer   True Love / Feel For You   Phuturistic Bluez   
Greg Packer / Pentagon   Gonna Be Mine / Get It On   Nu Directions   
Hatiras   Spaced Invader - Ed Rush & Optical rmx / High Contrast Rmx   Canvas   
Holdtight   Be Strong / Girl Next Door   Renegade   
Holdtight and Kubiks   Salvation / Bame Remix   Rubik   
Hype   Ready Or Not Remix   White   
Illogic & Raf   One Step to Glory (feat Don-E) / Out of Nowhere   Double Zero   
ILS   No Soul - High Contrast & PMT Remixes   Marine Parade   
John B & Exile   Broken Language (Exile Remix) / The Forever Endeavour   Planet Mu   
Justin Timberlake   Cry Me A River d&b rmx   White   Brad… do you still want this?
Konsta / Kubiks   Autumn / The Seeker (Carbone Rmx)   Rubik   
Koop   Waltz For Koop - Patife Mixes   Stimulus   
Kosheen   Hide U / Empty Skies   Moshka   
Layo & Bushwacker   Lovestory (D&B remix)   White   
Maruc Intalex & D Kay   Transition / The Beat   Ill Skillz Recordings   
Mathematics   Here and Now / Backdraft   Social Studies   White
Mikrob   Come to Funky / Sweet Wind   Phuturo   
Morcheeba   Otherwise - Uncut Remix   White   
Nu:Tone        e.Spresso / Chupa Meus Samples   Chihuahua   
Nu:Tone       Our House / G.M.A.S. (Matrix Remix)   White Label (possibly came out on Brand Nu couple of years Later)   
Puretone   Addicted to Bass - DJ Die / Breaks Mixes   Gusto   
Ray Kieth   Chopper (Shy FX Rmx) / Terrordome (2002 Rmx)   Dread   
Shy FX   Bambaata / Funksta   Ebony   
Shy FX   Bambaata (Roni & Mask Remix) / Funksta Remix   Ebony   
Shy FX & T Power   Shake Your Body + 2 Remixes   Ebony   
Sonic & Silver   Space Cadet / Road Movie   Space   
Star Company   Vibe / Time   Huh??   White
Sunshine Anderson   Heard It All Before - Marky Mrx   White   
Tech Itch   The Rukus (D Kay VIP) / Telekenetic (Black Sun Empire Rmx)   Penetration   Picture Disc
Total Science   Whistles / Give Me Your Love   Creative Source   
Total Science / BlueBook   Chicken In A Basket / Rolling Over   Industry   
Un-Cut   Midnight version 2 + MIST & Waian mixes   Wired   
Weaver   Lost funk Live Punk / Space Race   Wide Open Music   Promo
Y.T.   Since You Left (Tomahawk Rmx) / Extended Version   London Republic   
Zinc   Flim (Calibre Remixes)   Bingo   
19  General / The Forum / Re: Neil Kymatik has died on: April 15, 2009, 18:30:28
This is so sad and shocking. It's hard to believe that such a lovely man is no longer with us.
My thoughts are with you Emma.
20  General / The Forum / Anyone selling a car? on: March 07, 2009, 12:13:55
Hello 'jackers,

We're looking to buy a tidy motor and wondered if any of you happen to be selling at the moment?

Drop us a PM if you are...
21  General / The Forum / Re: Born leader. on: November 20, 2008, 17:31:59
not enough racism, peados or innuendo?  I'M SO ANGRY!

I just don't think anyone saw any scope for the usual, gut-wrenchingly hysterical, joke about being gay and wanting to bum another male hijacker.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Last chance saloon for snapping up best bits of my dnb collection on: November 18, 2008, 10:08:58
One last time.
23  General / The Forum / Last chance saloon for snapping up best bits of my dnb collection on: November 14, 2008, 18:58:30
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,42153.new.html#new - selling the last bits to a record shop - if you can beat their price you get the records.
24  General / The Exchange / Re: Drum'n'bass collection for sale on: November 14, 2008, 18:56:51
Bumping for last chance saloon on best bits about to go.
25  General / The Forum / Re: BLIND DATE QUESTIONS on: August 21, 2008, 23:17:38
11. would it kill you to flush the fucking toilet and put the seat down when you've finished. oh, and not leave piss all over the fucking seat and an empty toliet roll holder?  Bad Teeth

Let's not start this one again! Sure we should keep the toilet clean but why the fuck should we put the toilet seat down for you? Do you ever leave it up for us? NO...hypocrisy I cry!

I've never understood this - if you're going for a number 2, I'd like to bet you have the seat down, so you do use it in that position, yet men seem to try to say that only women use the toilet in this position. Yes we use it more but if the majority of overall usage is with the seat down then what's the problem with putting it back into it's most used position? hmm?! (not that this is something I complain about, it's not exactly difficult for me to put it back down before sitting on it so not worth moaning about!)

Because it's NOT the most used position. I'm not going to go into precise particulars of my bathrooms breaks but I go for a piss many times more in the day than I go for a poo!

For you maybe, but if a man and woman were using the same toilet to poo and wee, overall the most used position would be seat down, unless the man has a piss problem, in which case he needs to go to the doctors.  Tongue

 Laughing

EDIT. HERE HERE!

Plus - If you want the seat up YOU should have to clean whats underneath if you are the one using it!  Tut Tut  Bad Teeth

It looks better/cleaner when the seat is down too. No-one wants to see the ceramic rim.

In practical terms, the seat should be left in the state where the least people have to touch it to go to the loo, whether that's a no.1 or 2 - ergo seat down, lid up. Debrett's agrees.



26  General / The Forum / Re: im bored at work thread #55544000 - THE FORUM LERGY GAME on: August 21, 2008, 22:04:20
I've only just noticed this thread. I am almost four years late. I must have the most gay germs/ lergy ever.


27  General / The Forum / Re: Britsh Gas are idiots on: August 21, 2008, 19:53:56
Now I feel about energy-saving lightbulbs the way most people feel about condoms, don't like using them, but know its best...

These are good:
http://www.ethicalsuperstore.com/products/philips/philips-softtone-energy-efficient-lightbulb-(20w)/
Only 20W but bright and nice coloured light. They cost a fiver, but save you money from a) consuming a fifth of the energy needed by an equivalent brightness tungsten bulb b) lasting longer than a tungsten bulb.
Okay, they don't work on dimmer switches, but dimmer switches are for idiots - I'm in process of de-dimmering my house.
28  General / The Forum / Re: Hello! Hello! I'm back again on: August 20, 2008, 13:56:27
Hold tight - this country is heading for PAEDOGEDDON.

Hopefully he doesn't end up in a space capsule with a 10 year old boy.. or disguise himself as a school. 

...like some rastapaedic nightmare.
29  General / The Forum / Re: I know I rarely ACTAULLY post about music but.... on: August 19, 2008, 15:41:09
I enjoy the music of The Moldy Peaches. And they can't even fucking sing. Thats where its at, so characterful that all sense of melody goes out the window.

 Script

The Juno soundtrack is full of gems.

I've never seen/heard it. The film looks like a stinker from trailers imo.

It is. Watched it 2 days ago. Really, really self-concious and forced.

Quite. Contrived cookiness a la Little Miss Sunshine and countless other 'surprise' 'Indie' hits. Nauseating.

In other news Adam Green has gone rather off the boil in recent albums - nothing has come near 'Friends of Mine' - although his lyrics are still interesting enough.
30  General / The Forum / Re: OMG James Whale is..... on: August 06, 2008, 20:01:05
I quite like him  Embarrassed

but probably only because he reminds me of the whalerave

[/Jem]
31  General / The Forum / Re: What you all look like on: July 31, 2008, 22:43:34
Spit



32  General / The Forum / Re: What you all look like on: July 31, 2008, 20:31:25
(this is Jem by the way)

Bill



crossed with



Skippy



i am harry  Bad Teeth



Aych



Zammo



Steve Rice



Jon ethics

33  General / The Forum / Re: Every now and again, Politicians show thier worth. on: July 31, 2008, 18:43:06
I'm afraid this is a Tory one, but a great example of Hague's dispatch box prowess. Topically, you even get to see Milliband having a hearty chuckle at the absent Brown's expense.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Cj1b-rp1E
Now that it's all but a certainty that the Tory's are getting in, I feel such a fool for wishing on Hague's political demise.
34  General / The Forum / Does anyone here work in a bike shop? on: July 31, 2008, 10:21:46
Well?
35  General / The Forum / Re: letter of complaint on: July 24, 2008, 11:29:09
Giles Coren vs The Times Sub Editors in a lovely example of the literary letter of complaint:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey

36  General / The Forum / Re: Subtle with SJ Esau, Manyfingers & Ewan Hoozami 22nd July @ The Croft on: July 24, 2008, 09:53:28
I'm such a penis for missing this.
Bollocks.
37  General / The Forum / Re: Burial nominated for Mercury Music Prize on: July 23, 2008, 14:14:29
Didn't M.I.A make the top of pretty much every best-album-of-2007 list or at the very least feature in the top 5? Now I wouldn't necessarily give her the increasingly worthless (if that's possible) gong, but to her put on the shortlist seems to be more of a statement than an omission. And as Pitchfork rightly pointed out: Portishead....?

I thought you hadn't given new Portishead album much of a go jimma? Wink

I haven't. I've not even listened to the album yet, but as with MIA the press got themselves all sticky in their own figurative jizz over Third. Critics aren't always right, but can that many of them be wrong?
38  General / The Forum / Re: Burial nominated for Mercury Music Prize on: July 23, 2008, 10:49:26
Didn't M.I.A make the top of pretty much every best-album-of-2007 list or at the very least feature in the top 5? Now I wouldn't necessarily give her the increasingly worthless (if that's possible) gong, but to her put on the shortlist seems to be more of a statement than an omission. And as Pitchfork rightly pointed out: Portishead....?

39  General / The Forum / Re: hello hijack what is inflation on: July 23, 2008, 10:35:52
I've got a semi.

No jobs at all? I'll work in the mail room?

Recruitment freeze for the foreseeable future. People have been getting laid off too.  Sad

That floatation was pretty timely for bosses then!
40  General / The Forum / Re: Burial nominated for Mercury Music Prize on: July 23, 2008, 09:44:56
Am I the only person that thought the Neon Neon album was fairly mediocre?

Am I the only person that thinks British Sea Power is perfectly hateful?
41  General / The Forum / Re: Goldie's Art. on: July 21, 2008, 13:19:22
i love the way everyone's cussing him down when he's probably one of the most naturally talented people the UK has produced in the last 30 years.

he's got more artistic skill and talent in his bellend than tracy emin has in all of hoxton.

I'm not cussing Goldie and don't want to knock what's he's done for graffiti and for music, but he's done what he's done in two hugely derivative and aesthetically focussed art-forms (graffiti and modern dance-music), so to say that artistically he's more skilled than Tracey Emin, a tried and critically tested conceptual artist, is a bit much.
42  General / The Forum / Re: Goldie's Art. on: July 21, 2008, 13:01:55
I like the way he spelt "they're" wrong...

 Script  Roll Eyes
Why didn't anyone correct him? What a tard.

I'm not certain that's a spelling mistake. For a start, "There... Everywhere" makes just as much sense as "They're... Everywhere", and people generally don't make there-they're substitutions - it's usually their-they're.
43  General / The Forum / Re: drug people on: July 21, 2008, 12:03:21
I hope some of them are made up.
"Ellie, 28, works in TV, Manchester" was a particularly offensive character and I'd like to think people like that don't exist, but they probably do.


Well, the interviews were conducted by a journalist writing for a lifestyle supplement so the chances are that some of the basic facts are right but the rest is more a reflection of the writer's brief, agenda, and/or personality.
44  General / The Forum / Re: Goldie's Art. on: July 21, 2008, 11:59:50
I'm not knocking his graff credentials, but I really don't rate his current output.
Ditto Nick Walker.
45  General / The Forum / Re: Skeletor, Mumm-Ra, Ian and Barry... on: July 20, 2008, 19:21:04
How about Uri and Nate?

As in Uri Geller and Nate Dogg. Obviously.


46  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy = Robin Gunningham? on: July 16, 2008, 11:42:07
Brilliant, next time Harry Neubert googles himself he is going to see this hate thread on page 1.

47  General / The Exchange / Casio SP-3 Sustain Pedal - virtual give-away on: July 16, 2008, 11:11:54
Dolphin music cocked up an order and sent me the wrong item (above - it was going to be more expensive to get it couriered back to them than to leave it with me for free. I don't need it so am saying if you want, come and pick it up off me for £3.

Un-used, and boxed.

PM me if interested.
48  General / The Forum / Re: Lunch on the Triangle on: July 16, 2008, 10:29:19
Much as I hate to promote Gusto - the one on the corner near the incomprehensibly resilient-to-change Rocotillos sells pretty good baguettes for £1.50 (bizarrely, they are £1.75 in the branch a mere 100m down the road). I think they might be loss leaders, which eases my conscience when handing over money to that horrible chain.

They seem all right in that particular Gusto,

Not yesterday they fucking weren't. I asked for a soya latte, and then thought to check that they didn't have that horrible bitter, cloying, budget shit favoured by coffee shops that generally like ripping people off (eg Gusto).
Me: What Kind of soya milk do you use?
Morose Gusto Dickhead: Well, just normal soya milk.
Me: Is it sweetened or unsweetened?
Dick: It's just the regular stuff.
Me (not put off by his unwillingness to help): Can I see it?
Dick (retreiving carton but not bringing it close enough for me to get a good look): It doesn't say.
Me (getting a distant impression of a budget carton): Okay forget the coffee, just the sandwhich please.
Dick: You shouldn't even drink the sweetened stuff, it's bad for you.
Me: SO NOW YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SWEETENED AND UNSWEETENED YOU OBSTRUCTIVE PRICK.
Me (actually saying): It's sweetened with apple juice - I don't think that's bad for you.

Other Gusto and sandwich shop related misery here:
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,8855.0.html
49  General / The Forum / Re: Lunch on the Triangle on: July 16, 2008, 09:52:11
Much as I hate to promote Gusto - the one on the corner near the incomprehensibly resilient-to-change Rocotillos sells pretty good baguettes for £1.50 (bizarrely, they are £1.75 in the branch a mere 100m down the road). I think they might be loss leaders, which eases my conscience when handing over money to that horrible chain.

And speaking of resilience, Chandi Chowk, the religious book shop, and Cafe Rouge: what the fuck? I've lived in Bristol eleven years and don't know anyone who has spent money in these places.
50  General / The Forum / Re: Traits in a woman to avoid on: July 09, 2008, 11:42:23
I reckon you gotta have serious mental issues, to want to be beaten up and shit
that's a really ignorant thing to say.

lol. mm dont mean serious mental issues just like...a different perception of sex etc. I dunno, I just dont get it  Undecided

Are you talking about S&M/sub-dom play, or actually getting beaten up - because the latter would suggest some kind of psycho-sexual pathology whose root lies in trauma.

What if you're straight but obsessed with anal sex?

Then you are a man.

Really? Coz I'm not that into it, and I can't be dealing with any lady-fingers round my 'area' either. I must not be a real man Embarrassed

Don't worry, it was just a joke based on the received wisdom that all men are desperate to do their ladies in the arse - obviously not a funny joke when you take on the received wisdom that if you have to explain it, it's not funny.

Lol. A lot of blokes do go on about it though, don't they?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHs_5HQLaA
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