in that order

Has anyone considered the possibility that his myspace page is real but all his posts on here are the work of one of his mates/worst enemies on a mission to stitch him up?

yeah, 16  Wish I hadn't taken this test now.

I just read this whole thread thinking it was written today, and trying to work out what had chnged back in may   

Can't really see the problem, if you don't want people reading your blog then why would you write it?

Personally I think he should carry on, I read it and thought it was hilarious.

You'd best set yourself about 7 hours aside if you're planning on listening to it all in one sitting.

  Russell eh?

I over indulged a little last night (13/5) at Timbuk2 and i woke up without my mobile phone.

so yeah, ive just found half of my phone in my back pocket.

I love the fact it took you four hours to check your pockets! 

Be a man about it and revise 4 subjects.  Just remember to keep your fingers crossed on the way in to the exam.

That sig is fucking hilarious. Good work.

Cheers for the input then guys. Think i'll sit in and do poppers tonight then.

well?...

good ridance

The worlds supplies are dwindling fast. There isn't an unlimited supply and already over 1/3 of the planet is under severe water pressure

Where is it all going?

I'm not taking the piss today, I really have no idea why not flushing water down my toilet and ultimately back into the sea would be a problem?

  If I remember my school science lessons the amount of water in the world always stays the same, tis the water cycle innit.

That's Carl Cox? I thought it was the guy off the apprentice...

 

True. But it made me laugh out loud when I read it so I thought it needed to be shared. And you were the one who told me how to do the signature thing. 

especially those white, dreadlocked, new skool Montpellier crew

This is so me  or at least it was a couple of months ago.

play some darts

 

  great. hardly the time is it? 

Well I'll do my best. although it doesn't look as if I'm going to be going to bed tonight. 

My last piece of coursework EVER is due in tomorrow.  Not quite sure why I'm posting on here rather than doing it then but the point is I'm going to be at this and I'm going to be:

 

wolfs for cider cocktails beforehand??

Wolfs? Bit trendy now innit? 

But seriously, sounds like a plan, although cider cocktails    Pretty sure we tried that one before and I certainly didn't make it to native.

My last piece of coursework EVER is due in tomorrow.  Not quite sure why I'm posting on here rather than doing it then but the point is I'm going to be at this and I'm going to be:

 

Ha ha ha, well spotted!

aaaahh, I'm happy for you 

Unfortunately not the scandalous explanation I was hoping for... 

This guy looks so smug, I don't blame him though........ I want to be that smug 

 

Does she know he's there? It's like a 'what happened next...'

This looks sick! I hope it looks exactly like the cartoon on the website.

DJ Derek appears to make an appearance in the photos section as well...

 

i like it! Noel Edmunds is a god

bring it on. i'll fight ya?

d

  This show fucking rules. Noel deserves a bafta for the ingenious ways he manages to maintain audience share with a format consisting of someone opening boxes at random until they win a pre-determined figure of money.

My personal highlight was when Noel referred to the deal or no deal studio as 'the theatre of dreams'.

Noel's attempts at creating tension and suspense fall flat on their arse. The show's sluggish pace is barely masked by Noel's senile witterings!

Death to the Edmonds!

You have to take it at face value! Comedy genius...

i like it! Noel Edmunds is a god

bring it on. i'll fight ya?

d

  This show fucking rules. Noel deserves a bafta for the ingenious ways he manages to maintain audience share with a format consisting of someone opening boxes at random until they win a pre-determined figure of money.

My personal highlight was when Noel referred to the deal or no deal studio as 'the theatre of dreams'.

those trails(jumps) u found by the giant pencils are our trails.i welcome u to ride there,cus then the trails will hav a massive 3 hijakers ridin.bwap bwap to tht says me  .fuk it give me sum of this  too.

Where are these giant pencils you speak of? Can I come too please!?

I love that trick! But I will keep schtum so as not to spoil the game...

Couldn't say mate, I've only been there a couple of times and only know it has something to do with bristol uni cos they had signs up last time I went.  Can't think of anything like that anywhere else near the centre but then you never really get to know about them unless you or your mates built them.  Could try asking in a couple of shops in town, that's how I found about the one over ashton court.  Or start riding street.

Did you go right over the top of ashton court into the woods behind the estate? Bristol Uni have a mountain bike club that have been digging up there.  Is probably one of the best riding spots I've ever seen, trails, drops, downhill etc. Thinking about it if there's anyone else who rides who would be up for it when it's sunny then post here cos none of my friends here ride so my bike has been badly neglected  recently. Would be good to go riding with a proper crew again. 

what's happened to Mr Wolf's....? used to be so much fun and now it's a bit wank...

Don't understand why no-one seems to be loving the wolfs anymore. same as it always has been if you ask me. 

I love Mr Wolfs... but its a bit trendy now innit?

yeah.... know what you mean.
lost a bit of its ol' magic.

Admittedly whenever I've been there I've been far too  to even notice who else is there.  But it's the only place I know where you can get turned away if you're wearing smart shoes and a pink shirt.

what's happened to Mr Wolf's....? used to be so much fun and now it's a bit wank...

Don't understand why no-one seems to be loving the wolfs anymore. same as it always has been if you ask me. 

Sunderland will be a force to be reckoned with in 2 seasons time. mark my words. 

my flat mate informed me today that my exams start on tuesday next week, i thought they started on the wednesday.

Exactly the same problem with my essay. 

Bit of a long shot but if anyone did a module at UWE called 'Everyday Life & Modernity'  and has a copy of their final essay they could e-mail me I WILL PAY YOU LOTS OF MONEY.

Got to be navaho joe... 

the excitement is the act of 'danger wanking'

  how do you put quotes in your sig?

I'm not sure whether you're being serious or not

Unfortunately that did seriously cause me some confusion.

My primary school headmaster got arrested for shoplifting in M&S lingerie department, whist dressed as an old woman    (needless to say he wasn't my headmaster very long)

  That story begs so many questions I don't know where to start...

Its like the fable of the bloke in the woods getting his whanger out for brownies...

 

educate me...

theres always been stories of dirty old men in the woods that expose themselves to wanderers by... surely your mother told you that as a kid?

It was the bit where he gets given brownies in return that confused me...
 
Are we talking about chocolate brownies or the younger version of girl guides?

Its like the fable of the bloke in the woods getting his whanger out for brownies...

 

educate me...

the main suspect is some big fat black guy with glasses

 

 

I knew that description reminded me of someone I'd seen recently and I couldn't quite think who...

Seriously mate, you get out what you put in. FACT.

That's what I'm afraid of 

Got to be a definite advantage.  Although I'm sure you used to be able to get them with extra tanks you could strap onto your arms and legs.  I'm thinking you could hide on those steps behind native and take your target out when they stumble outside at 3am...

The Super Soaker Aquapack Devastator
The aquapack devastator is literally packed with soaking fun!
A huge 100-ounce water tank backpack is your source for serious soakage - it feeds directly into the blaster! The nozzle blasts powerful streams of water up to 30 feet away, while a water gauge makes it easy to know when to refill your tank (if you ever need to!). A special metal clip allows for on-the-run action… just attach the blaster to your belt or backpack to chase after your fleeing opponents!

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badass 

no.

Ha ha, a couple of years ago this article would probably have had me thinking "surely this sort of thing doesn't go on"

and then I moved to Stokes Croft. however...

It appeared that we had missed our chance, but out of nowhere a dealer appeared asking "You after anything?" Intrigued, we tentatively asked what was on "White or brown?" he snarled.

Aware that we were entering un-chartered territory, that was almost as exciting as it was illegal, Jakson was sent forward as bait.He was dragged behind a parked car. Crouching down, the dealer pulled out a knife, a waxy white rock and a coffee coloured chalky lump. He sliced off a small amount of each, pressing them into Jakson's sweaty hand. Jakson, feeling way out of his depth handed them back, slightly insulting our entrepreneurial friend who was after £20 in return.

Explaining that we had no money but were potential customers, and sensing a budding friendship, we got his number and slipped 'Reds' in-between Raphael and Rupert in our phonebook. Surprised at his apparent indifference to the dangers of his career we asked him about his lack of subtlety. He laughed and told us that was the way it was; he needed to make money as he had a family. Realising this was not the time to pass moral judgement we said our goodbyes and promptly left the area.

This did not happen.

Earl grey (which i hate if you ever want to make me a cup of tea for any reason)

 

I'm going to make a cup of tea and have a wank

I put honey in my green tea and it tastes wierd... im not sure its right

Highly recommend ginseng tea... it keeps you alert and helps you concentrate  (but also makes you a little bit horney which isnt very productive when writing essays  )

My housemate puts honey in chai tea. then puts milk in it.  so you're not the only one, but it doesn't make it right.

And I'm always horney when I'm writing essays 

I've got almost to the end of season 2, and I've worked out what's going on.

























At the end of series 10 Jack will wake up and everything will have been a dream. 

Think my total is pretty much zero. This is a pity, particulalry since I could make some Hijack lady (or ladies) very happy. I've had very good reports (from women, I hastenm to add) about the quality of my kissing. 

Christ, I may as well paste a friggin' CV!

Will somebody please go on a date with this man...