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4251  General / The Forum / Re: The Postal Service on: May 25, 2006, 00:15:57
www.myspace.com/postalservice

 Huh
4252  General / The Forum / Re: Run...MAMPI SWIFT hosted by JAKES this tuesday... on: May 23, 2006, 14:27:16
 Tomato Slayer!  Puke in that order
4253  General / The Forum / Re: Young ladies of Hijack - cast aside the shackles of society on: May 23, 2006, 12:55:50
Has anyone considered the possibility that his myspace page is real but all his posts on here are the work of one of his mates/worst enemies on a mission to stitch him up?
4254  General / The Forum / Re: http://www.knowcannabis.org.uk check this out on: May 19, 2006, 10:05:40
yeah, 16  Doh! Wish I hadn't taken this test now.
4255  General / The Forum / Re: So tell me some Hijack history? on: May 19, 2006, 10:03:40
I just read this whole thread thinking it was written today, and trying to work out what had chnged back in may   Smashed Doh!
4256  General / The Forum / Re: Zammos final post...the end of an era on: May 18, 2006, 18:41:26
Can't really see the problem, if you don't want people reading your blog then why would you write it?

Personally I think he should carry on, I read it and thought it was hilarious.
4257  General / The Forum / Re: New Tool Album on: May 16, 2006, 10:18:56
You'd best set yourself about 7 hours aside if you're planning on listening to it all in one sitting.
4258  General / The Forum / Re: your friendly neighbourhood poster spy on: May 15, 2006, 13:17:06
 Smashed Russell eh?
4259  General / The Forum / Re: I lost my phone at Timbuk2 last night (13/5) on: May 14, 2006, 18:19:40
I over indulged a little last night (13/5) at Timbuk2 and i woke up without my mobile phone.

so yeah, ive just found half of my phone in my back pocket.

I love the fact it took you four hours to check your pockets!  Laugh Bad Teeth
4260  General / The Forum / Re: A probability question for you on: May 14, 2006, 14:27:46
Be a man about it and revise 4 subjects.  Just remember to keep your fingers crossed on the way in to the exam.
4261  General / The Forum / Re: Great news guys! on: May 13, 2006, 16:46:40
That sig is fucking hilarious. Good work.
4262  General / The Forum / Re: What are people doing tonight? on: May 13, 2006, 13:31:33
Cheers for the input then guys. Think i'll sit in and do poppers tonight then.
4263  General / The Forum / What are people doing tonight? on: May 13, 2006, 13:13:56
well?...
4264  General / The Forum / Re: Bob Marley died 25 years ago today on: May 11, 2006, 21:00:23
good ridance
4265  General / The Forum / Re: Amazing idea on: May 10, 2006, 13:56:44
The worlds supplies are dwindling fast. There isn't an unlimited supply and already over 1/3 of the planet is under severe water pressure

Where is it all going?

I'm not taking the piss today, I really have no idea why not flushing water down my toilet and ultimately back into the sea would be a problem?

 Script If I remember my school science lessons the amount of water in the world always stays the same, tis the water cycle innit.
4266  General / The Forum / Re: NObsession - The Fourth Dimension on: May 09, 2006, 17:21:31
That's Carl Cox? I thought it was the guy off the apprentice...
4267  General / The Forum / Re: Organic Food Poll: Load of Toss or Lovely Nosh? on: May 09, 2006, 02:26:34
 Laughing

True. But it made me laugh out loud when I read it so I thought it needed to be shared. And you were the one who told me how to do the signature thing.  Two Thumbs
4268  General / The Forum / Re: Organic Food Poll: Load of Toss or Lovely Nosh? on: May 09, 2006, 02:21:25
especially those white, dreadlocked, new skool Montpellier crew

This is so me  Grin or at least it was a couple of months ago.
4269  General / The Forum / Re: Run...NICKY BLACKMARKET and DISTORTED MINDS hosted by JAKES this tuesday... on: May 09, 2006, 02:10:10
play some darts
 

Two Thumbs  great. hardly the time is it?  Bad Teeth
4270  General / The Forum / Re: Run...NICKY BLACKMARKET and DISTORTED MINDS hosted by JAKES this tuesday... on: May 09, 2006, 01:47:26
Well I'll do my best. although it doesn't look as if I'm going to be going to bed tonight.  Doh!
4271  General / The Forum / Re: Run...NICKY BLACKMARKET and DISTORTED MINDS hosted by JAKES this tuesday... on: May 09, 2006, 01:07:01
My last piece of coursework EVER is due in tomorrow.  Not quite sure why I'm posting on here rather than doing it then but the point is I'm going to be at this and I'm going to be:

 Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed

wolfs for cider cocktails beforehand??
Wolfs? Bit trendy now innit?  Bad Teeth

But seriously, sounds like a plan, although cider cocktails  Undecided  Pretty sure we tried that one before and I certainly didn't make it to native.
4272  General / The Forum / Re: Run...NICKY BLACKMARKET and DISTORTED MINDS hosted by JAKES this tuesday... on: May 08, 2006, 20:49:39
My last piece of coursework EVER is due in tomorrow.  Not quite sure why I'm posting on here rather than doing it then but the point is I'm going to be at this and I'm going to be:

 Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed Smashed
4273  General / The Forum / Re: ------((((((Some random PENGUIN DANCE pictures))))))------ on: May 08, 2006, 20:47:21
Ha ha ha, well spotted!
4274  General / The Forum / Re: ------((((((Some random PENGUIN DANCE pictures))))))------ on: May 08, 2006, 20:44:46
aaaahh, I'm happy for you  Two Thumbs

Unfortunately not the scandalous explanation I was hoping for...  Sad
4275  General / The Forum / Re: ------((((((Some random PENGUIN DANCE pictures))))))------ on: May 08, 2006, 17:59:06
This guy looks so smug, I don't blame him though........ I want to be that smug  Sad

 Laugh

Does she know he's there? It's like a 'what happened next...'
4276  General / The Forum / Re: Secret Garden Party.... on: May 08, 2006, 16:53:28
This looks sick! I hope it looks exactly like the cartoon on the website.

DJ Derek appears to make an appearance in the photos section as well...

 Slayer
4277  General / The Forum / Re: Deal Or No Deal on: May 08, 2006, 16:05:04
i like it! Noel Edmunds is a god

bring it on. i'll fight ya?

d

 Script This show fucking rules. Noel deserves a bafta for the ingenious ways he manages to maintain audience share with a format consisting of someone opening boxes at random until they win a pre-determined figure of money.

My personal highlight was when Noel referred to the deal or no deal studio as 'the theatre of dreams'.
Noel's attempts at creating tension and suspense fall flat on their arse. The show's sluggish pace is barely masked by Noel's senile witterings!

Death to the Edmonds!

You have to take it at face value! Comedy genius...
4278  General / The Forum / Re: Deal Or No Deal on: May 08, 2006, 15:45:38
i like it! Noel Edmunds is a god

bring it on. i'll fight ya?

d

 Script This show fucking rules. Noel deserves a bafta for the ingenious ways he manages to maintain audience share with a format consisting of someone opening boxes at random until they win a pre-determined figure of money.

My personal highlight was when Noel referred to the deal or no deal studio as 'the theatre of dreams'.
4279  General / The Forum / Re: Cycling heads - where to go next?? on: May 08, 2006, 15:42:59
those trails(jumps) u found by the giant pencils are our trails.i welcome u to ride there,cus then the trails will hav a massive 3 hijakers ridin.bwap bwap to tht says me  Slayer .fuk it give me sum of this  LIGHTAH! too.

Where are these giant pencils you speak of? Can I come too please!?
4280  General / The Forum / Re: Cycling heads - where to go next?? on: May 08, 2006, 15:27:17


I love that trick! But I will keep schtum so as not to spoil the game...
4281  General / The Forum / Re: Cycling heads - where to go next?? on: May 08, 2006, 15:05:44
Couldn't say mate, I've only been there a couple of times and only know it has something to do with bristol uni cos they had signs up last time I went.  Can't think of anything like that anywhere else near the centre but then you never really get to know about them unless you or your mates built them.  Could try asking in a couple of shops in town, that's how I found about the one over ashton court.  Or start riding street.
4282  General / The Forum / Re: Cycling heads - where to go next?? on: May 08, 2006, 14:57:22
Did you go right over the top of ashton court into the woods behind the estate? Bristol Uni have a mountain bike club that have been digging up there.  Is probably one of the best riding spots I've ever seen, trails, drops, downhill etc. Thinking about it if there's anyone else who rides who would be up for it when it's sunny then post here cos none of my friends here ride so my bike has been badly neglected  recently. Would be good to go riding with a proper crew again.  Slayer
4283  General / The Forum / Re: Venue's in Bristol on: May 07, 2006, 22:53:56
what's happened to Mr Wolf's....? used to be so much fun and now it's a bit wank...

Don't understand why no-one seems to be loving the wolfs anymore. same as it always has been if you ask me.  Slayer

I love Mr Wolfs... but its a bit trendy now innit?
yeah.... know what you mean.
lost a bit of its ol' magic.

Admittedly whenever I've been there I've been far too  Smashed to even notice who else is there.  But it's the only place I know where you can get turned away if you're wearing smart shoes and a pink shirt.
4284  General / The Forum / Re: Venue's in Bristol on: May 07, 2006, 22:45:39
what's happened to Mr Wolf's....? used to be so much fun and now it's a bit wank...

Don't understand why no-one seems to be loving the wolfs anymore. same as it always has been if you ask me.  Slayer
4285  General / The Forum / Re: spurs relegated to uefa cup on: May 07, 2006, 17:01:53
Sunderland will be a force to be reckoned with in 2 seasons time. mark my words.  Eek
4286  General / The Forum / Re: The "Oh crap, ive just realised my exams start in 2 days time thread" on: May 07, 2006, 16:59:01
my flat mate informed me today that my exams start on tuesday next week, i thought they started on the wednesday.

Exactly the same problem with my essay.  Doh!

Bit of a long shot but if anyone did a module at UWE called 'Everyday Life & Modernity'  NERD ALERT! and has a copy of their final essay they could e-mail me I WILL PAY YOU LOTS OF MONEY.
4287  General / The Forum / Re: your friendly neighbourhood poster spy on: May 07, 2006, 16:30:33
Got to be navaho joe...  Pimp
4288  General / The Forum / Re: Indecent behavior at Lakota on: May 07, 2006, 16:17:47
the excitement is the act of 'danger wanking'

 Laughing how do you put quotes in your sig?
4289  General / The Forum / Re: Indecent behavior at Lakota on: May 07, 2006, 15:47:13
I'm not sure whether you're being serious or not

Unfortunately that did seriously cause me some confusion.

My primary school headmaster got arrested for shoplifting in M&S lingerie department, whist dressed as an old woman  Smashed  (needless to say he wasn't my headmaster very long)


 Laughing That story begs so many questions I don't know where to start...
4290  General / The Forum / Re: Indecent behavior at Lakota on: May 07, 2006, 15:25:31
Its like the fable of the bloke in the woods getting his whanger out for brownies...

 Huh

educate me...

theres always been stories of dirty old men in the woods that expose themselves to wanderers by... surely your mother told you that as a kid?

It was the bit where he gets given brownies in return that confused me...
 Doh!
Are we talking about chocolate brownies or the younger version of girl guides?
4291  General / The Forum / Re: Indecent behavior at Lakota on: May 07, 2006, 15:02:22
Its like the fable of the bloke in the woods getting his whanger out for brownies...

 Huh

educate me...
4292  General / The Forum / Re: Indecent behavior at Lakota on: May 07, 2006, 13:00:01
the main suspect is some big fat black guy with glasses



 Huh

 Laughing Laughing Laughing

I knew that description reminded me of someone I'd seen recently and I couldn't quite think who...
4293  General / The Forum / Re: The "Oh crap, ive just realised my exams start in 2 days time thread" on: May 07, 2006, 11:12:59
Seriously mate, you get out what you put in. FACT.

That's what I'm afraid of  Doh!
4294  General / The Forum / Re: STREET WARS!!!!!!! on: May 04, 2006, 13:35:22
Got to be a definite advantage.  Although I'm sure you used to be able to get them with extra tanks you could strap onto your arms and legs.  I'm thinking you could hide on those steps behind native and take your target out when they stumble outside at 3am...
4295  General / The Forum / Re: STREET WARS!!!!!!! on: May 04, 2006, 13:30:47
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badass  BRRRAAAAP
4296  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Uni Kids gettin that moral highground.... on: May 04, 2006, 13:22:20
no.
4297  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Uni Kids gettin that moral highground.... on: May 04, 2006, 08:56:45
Ha ha, a couple of years ago this article would probably have had me thinking "surely this sort of thing doesn't go on"

and then I moved to Stokes Croft. however...

It appeared that we had missed our chance, but out of nowhere a dealer appeared asking "You after anything?" Intrigued, we tentatively asked what was on "White or brown?" he snarled.

Aware that we were entering un-chartered territory, that was almost as exciting as it was illegal, Jakson was sent forward as bait.He was dragged behind a parked car. Crouching down, the dealer pulled out a knife, a waxy white rock and a coffee coloured chalky lump. He sliced off a small amount of each, pressing them into Jakson's sweaty hand. Jakson, feeling way out of his depth handed them back, slightly insulting our entrepreneurial friend who was after £20 in return.

Explaining that we had no money but were potential customers, and sensing a budding friendship, we got his number and slipped 'Reds' in-between Raphael and Rupert in our phonebook. Surprised at his apparent indifference to the dangers of his career we asked him about his lack of subtlety. He laughed and told us that was the way it was; he needed to make money as he had a family. Realising this was not the time to pass moral judgement we said our goodbyes and promptly left the area.

This did not happen.
4298  General / The Forum / Re: Green Tea Appreciation Thread on: May 03, 2006, 21:30:23
Earl grey (which i hate if you ever want to make me a cup of tea for any reason)

 Script

I'm going to make a cup of tea and have a wank
4299  General / The Forum / Re: Green Tea Appreciation Thread on: May 03, 2006, 21:22:28
I put honey in my green tea and it tastes wierd... im not sure its right Undecided

Highly recommend ginseng tea... it keeps you alert and helps you concentrate  Two Thumbs(but also makes you a little bit horney which isnt very productive when writing essays  Doh!)

My housemate puts honey in chai tea. then puts milk in it.  Undecided so you're not the only one, but it doesn't make it right.

And I'm always horney when I'm writing essays  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*

4300  General / The Forum / Re: Lost. on: May 03, 2006, 16:20:34
I've got almost to the end of season 2, and I've worked out what's going on.

























At the end of series 10 Jack will wake up and everything will have been a dream.  Doh!
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