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4151  General / The Forum / Jazz Jamaica All Stars: The Trojan Story on: June 05, 2007, 17:05:32
Not really my sort of thing but thought a few people might be interested in this:

Jazz Jamaica All Stars with DJ support: The Trojan Story
Bristol Zoo Gardens
Sat 4 August, 7.30pm

A wonderful evening of jazz with UK 9-piece dance band the Jazz Jamaica All Stars, celebrating the music of the British reggae label Trojan Records. Since its creation in 1968, Trojan Records has led the way in presenting the very best in classic Jamaican sounds, from the Rocksteady and early Reggae sounds that dominated in the years of its launch, up to the modern styles of Dancehall and Jungle. The company has always taken pride in the quality of its releases, which has highlighted the cream of Jamaican talent, with the likes of Bob Marley & The Wailers, Dennis Brown, John Holt, Ken Boothe, Toots & The Maytals and The Inner Circle all included on its illustrious roster.This event will have the added impetus of a DJ performing sets before and after Jazz Jamaica.

Tickets £16, £15 advance from www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk
4152  General / The Forum / Re: WE LOVE ASHTON COURT!!!!! on: June 05, 2007, 15:18:38
if you wanted to see the kinda lineup they usually put on it would cost you over £100,000

 Smashed This is a SLIGHT exaggeration.
4153  General / The Forum / Re: If you could do anything tomorrow, what would it be? on: June 05, 2007, 14:21:24
Oh and btw sharks can't smell fear

It is a well known fact that sharks can smell fear. And bears.  Bad Teeth

Which would you rather fight, a shark or a bear? I'd choose the bear any day of the week.

How did sharks evolve to smell bears?
Bad Teeth

 Laughing rlol
4154  General / The Forum / Re: If you could do anything tomorrow, what would it be? on: June 05, 2007, 14:11:21
Oh and btw sharks can't smell fear

It is a well known fact that sharks can smell fear. And bears.  Bad Teeth

Which would you rather fight, a shark or a bear? I'd choose the bear any day of the week.
4155  General / The Forum / Re: If you could do anything tomorrow, what would it be? on: June 05, 2007, 12:58:44
be 18 and know everything i know now.


Jim, 23 and a bit

 Script

go cage diving with great white sharks off the coast of south africa before hooking up with my family in cape town for a home cooked meal and plenty of booze.

Nick 24

thats a good one, thats one of my life ambitions! (the diving, not your family's food, tho that also sounds delicious!  Cheesy ). Have you seen those new glass/perspex cages that are completely see thru when ur in the water? They look awesome!



 Shocked  sounds sick!  i have to do it before i die.

 Shocked Are you fucking mental? The only way I'd be getting in one of those things would be at gunpoint. I think I would actually shit myself. Plus, I imagine shit smells a lot like fear, and as sharks can smell fear it would probably send them into a frenzy, ripping the cage apart causing my untimely death. On second thoughts I'd just choose the gun...
4156  General / The Forum / Re: recruitment agencies on: June 01, 2007, 11:12:11
This has been mentioned on here so many times before but you really want to get yourself down to the Council temp agency. Quite a lengthy application but they've always found me stuff. Plus they pay far more than any other agency and chances are you get flexitime, casual dress code etc.

http://www.bristol.gov.uk/ccm/content/Jobs-Careers/Jobs-at-the-council/employment-agency.en  OMG Death Star!!!11
4157  General / The Forum / Re: Watch out for curry blag all you curry lovers on: May 31, 2007, 15:42:13
Laugh My housemate got fleeced by this guy a few months ago, I never could quite work out why it seemed a logical progression from asking to borrow an extension lead to borrowing a tenner. He gave it to him anyway, then realised his mistake as soon as he shut the door. How I laughed...
4158  General / The Forum / Re: Romeo & Juliet - Queens Square - Thursday 31st May & Friday 1st June on: May 31, 2007, 12:30:20
In case you wanted to go but can't make this The Globe are doing a tour of Romeo & Juliet, also in Queens Square 3-8 July. Tickets from the Old Vic.
4159  General / The Forum / Re: Prince Harry at Syndicate on: May 29, 2007, 16:53:18
Gawd, I'm shit at telling stories  Bad Teeth

So you decided a career in journalism was for you...  Bad Teeth
4160  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Mountain Biking Thread! on: May 29, 2007, 15:24:56
Has anyone not had a bike nicked in Bristol?? My Kona Stinky was locked up in a mates back garden while I moved house - the next door neighbour looked out and saw a bunch of pikeys with bolt cutters making off with it. Unfortunately it wasn't insured, and he scared them off before they had a chance to nick the other one as well, which happened to be insured for £750.  Doh! So now I'm stuck with that, which is about eight years old and is worth about a tenner now I've ridden it into the ground. Gutted.
4161  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Mountain Biking Thread! on: May 29, 2007, 15:07:25
im in. any sign of an incline and im pushing tho....

 Script
4162  General / The Forum / Re: The Official Mountain Biking Thread! on: May 29, 2007, 14:58:20
Does anyone else here ride leigh woods regularly?

we could have a hijack ride...

I haven't been for ages but could be up for that, just need to fix my puncture and I'll be good to go  Slayer
4163  General / The Forum / Re: Prince Harry at Syndicate on: May 29, 2007, 12:18:06
One trick is to take off your socks and put them over your trainers.

 Smashed I would be amazed if this worked.
4164  General / The Forum / Re: What's this bleedin' Facebook all about then? on: May 29, 2007, 11:36:38
So I've finally been reeled into this facebook business. It's good for sharing photos, messaging mates etc, but I've got a friend request from some guy I went to college with and haven't spoken to for years. Thing is, I don't really have any reason to want to speak to him now, but seems a bit rude hitting the 'reject' button. Isn't there some sort of ignore function that'll just make it go away?
4165  General / The Forum / Re: Feed the fatty!!! on: May 29, 2007, 10:46:03
I HAVE ONLY STALE HOBNOBS

 Laughing

make some paneer cheese.

How would you go about doing this?
4166  General / The Forum / Re: hijack mysteries on: May 24, 2007, 15:26:46
oh wicked another thread has turned into a chat about Skelm. How fucking interesting.

:skelm:
4167  General / The Forum / Re: hijack mysteries on: May 24, 2007, 14:08:38
It was only a matter of time when peeps were calling him a woman beater etc etc that he would try to reply.

 Script while id fecking LOVE to know  BRRRAAAAP, there were some pretty slanderous accusations against him already. and it stayed then.... ? just wondering..

Did seem a little harsh that those accusations were getting thrown around when they guy's banned. Mind you as much as he had a right to defend himself I saw what he wrote back and it wasn't necessary. And for all of you who want to know what he said, it was much the same as most of skelm's rants except a little more explicit and for some reason he was pretending to be 'a friend'? Which might have worked fine if it wasn't filled with the standard terrible spelling and grammar...
4168  General / The Forum / Re: moldy weed on: May 19, 2007, 19:32:20
Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.    Smashed

 Script What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?

well if it makes you ill id fucking throw the crap away as well  Smashed

Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.    Smashed

 Script What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?

Of course he is, you can make yourself really ill smoking mouldy weed. Pretty common sense...

Well if this bloke's knocking out he's obviously got a fair bit of the stuff so i doubt he's going to be up for flushing hundreds of pounds down the toilet...If you don't like the look of it don't buy it.
4169  General / The Forum / Re: moldy weed on: May 19, 2007, 19:05:00
Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.    Smashed

 Script What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?
4170  General / The Forum / Re: New radio station in bristol on: May 17, 2007, 14:49:44
Made me laugh, it really is just a carbon copy of gwr/star etcc... Also it may just me but i never want to see pictures of radio presenters.

 Script For ages I thought Chris Moyles was thin.  Smashed
4171  General / The Forum / Re: Recommend me a mobile please... on: May 11, 2007, 12:11:03


This is the best phone money can buy. Fact. It also has a torch.  OMG Death Star!!!11
4172  General / The Forum / Re: Its got to that point... time to ask hijack....Wisdom for $$$$££££$$$$ on: May 10, 2007, 18:43:36
What is cultural studies? I mean, what stuff do you have to write about? I want to do cultural studies, I love culture me Cheesy

Anything. I loved it, went out almost every night for 6 months and called it research.  Grin
4173  General / The Forum / Re: ChaosPacks? on: May 06, 2007, 15:53:00
maybe a catch frase or two.

erm "nothing can stop me im indestructible and can shape shift into any form i wish and with my nano bots i can turn you into mere atoms and quarks or turn you into a new human being and you wont even remember who you were before! i control you obay! i am what you think of as god!"  Two Thumbs  Bad Teeth

Catchy.
4174  General / The Forum / Re: 3 working days. on: May 04, 2007, 11:27:03
No. It's just a blag so they can make more interest on it.
4175  General / The Forum / Re: ChaosPacks? on: May 03, 2007, 15:37:51
what do you mean "appease us"  your a little creature from SA go now pay at www.chaospacks.Me.uk along with all the other trolls and fairys......no thinking about it all pay at www.chaospacks.Me.uk or at the end of the next countdown the consiquence will be of more of a personal nature
Come on you shit - appease us, we have been waiting all fucking week.

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

You cant come up with a new fucking coutdown just cos you havent made any money yet!
 Undecided

 Laugh Yeah, there's rules to this capitalist religious fanatacism you know...
4176  General / The Forum / Re: The worst place in the world? on: May 03, 2007, 11:17:45

I grew up IN that. Born and bred. Amazingstoke.  OMG Death Star!!!11

But seriously it is a shit hole.

Fuck, I was going to write nearly exactly the same as this. Right down to the amazingstoke and "seriously it is a shithole" part. Thats scary, must have some sort of north hants telepathy thing going on

It's possible.  Alternatively it could be down to the fact that it seriously is a shithole. Whereabouts did you live?
4177  General / The Forum / Re: The worst place in the world? on: May 01, 2007, 16:23:54
Basingstoke.

i grew up near that.

I grew up IN that. Born and bred. Amazingstoke.  OMG Death Star!!!11

But seriously it is a shit hole.
4178  General / The Forum / Re: Has anyone got any spare change? on: April 30, 2007, 12:01:45
Flat out bum.  Why does he do it to himself? The amount of tiem he sits there every day, he could have been working in Mcdonalds for the last 8 years and he'd have made manager by now.
4179  General / The Forum / Re: Has anyone got any spare change? on: April 30, 2007, 10:57:08
Thought this was a post from that guy who sits outside smile, the worst tramp in bristol!

"spare change?"    "maybe in a minute?"

If he had some new material i might consider it......

I HATE that guy!

 Script How is it that he's asked me nearly every day for the past 10 months? I've never given him anything, surely he must recognise me!?!
4180  General / The Forum / Re: FRIDAY FEELING! on: April 27, 2007, 15:37:15
I'm going to St Andrews park to take ketamine and give laughing gas to kids.
4181  General / The Forum / Re: Overkill lineup @ Glade this year.... on: April 26, 2007, 16:25:31
too mainstream...
4182  General / The Forum / Re: Is Hijack as popular as ever? on: April 25, 2007, 15:18:18
http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,2218.0.html
4183  General / The Forum / Re: Sick of it all @ The Thekla, June 24th. on: April 25, 2007, 14:08:05
 Tomato Slayer!
4184  General / The Forum / Re: Don't buy a phone from "Phones 4U!" :-( on: April 21, 2007, 19:26:58
i used to work for the cunts. that sheet that they fill in with you is designed by psychiatrists to put the idea of buying a phone into your head!! FACT

Why would you be filling in a form in Phones 4 U if you weren't thinking about buying a phone?
4185  General / The Forum / Re: banksy's pulp fiction piece painted over by cleaners on: April 21, 2007, 13:38:00
i know people are going to say "but its protected art man" whilst they take a toke on the spliff in the ashtray right next the pic monitor and a mouth full of lentils

I just took a sip of tea and had to spit it out when I read this.  Laughing  Two Thumbs
4186  General / The Forum / Area Magazine on: April 19, 2007, 18:13:36
Anyone know where I can get hold of a copy of this? Distributed free around Bristol apparently but can't remember seeing it anywhere.
4187  General / The Forum / Re: Are You A Psychopath? on: April 17, 2007, 13:28:15
I love programmes like that

 Smashed
4188  General / The Forum / Re: Top 3 Bristol Pubs on: April 13, 2007, 15:22:43
Cadbury
The Farm
Star & Garter

and no, in my opinion Tinto does not count.  It's not even a proper bar let alone a pub...
4189  General / The Forum / Re: The Smiths - influential genius or depressing bumcore? on: April 12, 2007, 14:58:43
Shakespeare

overrated
4190  General / The Forum / Re: The Smiths - influential genius or depressing bumcore? on: April 12, 2007, 10:25:58
You should go! I've seen him four times, last time at Koko which was amazing.  Scratch Perverts supported as well, played a drum n bass set before he came on, I was going mad with all these indie kids stood around looking like  Huh  Admittedly strutting up and down like a monkey isn't to everyone's taste but worth a go imo...
4191  General / The Forum / Re: The Smiths - influential genius or depressing bumcore? on: April 12, 2007, 09:57:06
all of Morrissey’s solo work seems to have been searching for another guitarist of that calibre.

A bit like Ian Brown

 Shocked This is akin to blasphemy in my opinion...

You can't deny that Ian Brown hasn't enjoyed the same success as he did with the Roses

True. But just because it's not as successful doesn't mean it's not as good.  He's done some outstanding work both with the Roses and as a solo artist.  I don't think his solo stuff is lacking a decent guitarist though, particularly as it's got a lot more electronic vibe.
4192  General / The Forum / Re: The Smiths - influential genius or depressing bumcore? on: April 12, 2007, 09:27:15
yup, I've been assured the lyrics are amazing. this may be the only time I want someone to cover existing music - just so i can listen to it.

There's a whole album of Smith's covers by British hardcore (I'd say emo but you'd stop reading now) bands that's pretty damn good.  Think it's called 'Where Are We Now', has a fantastic cover of Girlfriend In a Coma on it.

and...
all of Morrissey’s solo work seems to have been searching for another guitarist of that calibre.

A bit like Ian Brown

 Shocked This is akin to blasphemy in my opinion...
4193  General / The Forum / Re: Thieving gits! on: March 09, 2007, 16:38:33
anyone cought theaving should have there hands chopped off (or at least disabled for a while)

I took Headphobe down to the soundcheck and he noticed his multi power adapter that he thought he lost.
He said "Oi Scrampy, you got my power adapter. I wondered where that got to"
You said "Oh, I wondered whose that was"
He said "How could you not know it was mine when it says on it HEADPHOBE in massive letters!"
You said "bb;jljsiuogdhssjdfefnmdmja" or something like that.  Laugh
4194  General / The Forum / Re: Ignore function broken on: March 09, 2007, 13:32:17

I'm with Scrampy,he doent seem to do anything real horrible or nasty, but alot of peeps on here act like play ground bullies Smashed

MODS: Can we have a sticky thread for the purpose of debating whether $crampy is being bullied, thus preventing every other thread on the board getting cluttered? :noteeth:
4195  General / The Forum / Re: ░▒▓█CRUNCH MACHINE█▓▒░ 3rd March 2007 Photo's now up! on: March 07, 2007, 13:00:09

4196  General / The Forum / Re: ░▒▓█CRUNCH MACHINE█▓▒░ 3rd March 2007 Photo's now up! on: March 06, 2007, 22:20:08
I cant be arsed to read 8 pages

It's worth every second, this is Hijack gold. Best thread ever by some margin.
4197  General / The Forum / Re: Can you 'just' be a friend to a girl you are totally in love with? on: February 13, 2007, 13:22:17
unfortunately this is one of those situations where the things you want out of your friendship/relationship are too far apart to work

no you can't. standard and definite.

IMO the best thing you can do now is completely sack her off and see how much she misses you

 Script

Soon as possible as well...will be very shit for a little while but a hell of a lot easier in the long run.
4198  General / The Forum / Re: Myspace and internet psychology on: February 12, 2007, 16:18:13
I've read some very interesting articles on identity and representation within the virtual world... I'll post some links when I get home if anyone's interested?

 Two Thumbs

Something I'm really interested in.  More recently I've thought quite a lot about how mad it is that people are living more of their lives online than in the real world via games such as World of Warcraft and the like, especially in the Far East it seems. Tis' madness.
4199  General / The Forum / Re: Lastnight's nursery party on: February 12, 2007, 16:15:08
I won't bother trying to sell balloons again - I just gave them away or did them myself.  Doh! Smashed

 Script Script Script

I've tried doing this so many times.  And every time have ended up just about breaking even after getting through about 600.

The worst thing is you have to put up with people coming up and complaining all night that you must be making a mint.
4200  General / The Forum / Re: Technics repairs on: February 06, 2007, 18:16:21
The only shop I could find that would do it for me in Bristol was Good Viewing in Filton.  Cost me £82 including labour, still working fine a few months later.

7-11 Gloucester Road North, Filton 0117 969 2149

Or says on my receipt they've got another shop - 100 High St, Staple Hill if that's any closer to you.
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