if you wanted to see the kinda lineup they usually put on it would cost you over £100,000

  This is a SLIGHT exaggeration.

Oh and btw sharks can't smell fear

It is a well known fact that sharks can smell fear. And bears. 

Which would you rather fight, a shark or a bear? I'd choose the bear any day of the week.

How did sharks evolve to smell bears?

  rlol

Oh and btw sharks can't smell fear

It is a well known fact that sharks can smell fear. And bears. 

Which would you rather fight, a shark or a bear? I'd choose the bear any day of the week.

be 18 and know everything i know now.


Jim, 23 and a bit

 

go cage diving with great white sharks off the coast of south africa before hooking up with my family in cape town for a home cooked meal and plenty of booze.

Nick 24

thats a good one, thats one of my life ambitions! (the diving, not your family's food, tho that also sounds delicious!  ). Have you seen those new glass/perspex cages that are completely see thru when ur in the water? They look awesome!

   sounds sick!  i have to do it before i die.

  Are you fucking mental? The only way I'd be getting in one of those things would be at gunpoint. I think I would actually shit myself. Plus, I imagine shit smells a lot like fear, and as sharks can smell fear it would probably send them into a frenzy, ripping the cage apart causing my untimely death. On second thoughts I'd just choose the gun...

This has been mentioned on here so many times before but you really want to get yourself down to the Council temp agency. Quite a lengthy application but they've always found me stuff. Plus they pay far more than any other agency and chances are you get flexitime, casual dress code etc.

http://www.bristol.gov.uk/ccm/content/Jobs-Careers/Jobs-at-the-council/employment-agency.en 

My housemate got fleeced by this guy a few months ago, I never could quite work out why it seemed a logical progression from asking to borrow an extension lead to borrowing a tenner. He gave it to him anyway, then realised his mistake as soon as he shut the door. How I laughed...

In case you wanted to go but can't make this The Globe are doing a tour of Romeo & Juliet, also in Queens Square 3-8 July. Tickets from the Old Vic.

Gawd, I'm shit at telling stories 

So you decided a career in journalism was for you... 

Has anyone not had a bike nicked in Bristol?? My Kona Stinky was locked up in a mates back garden while I moved house - the next door neighbour looked out and saw a bunch of pikeys with bolt cutters making off with it. Unfortunately it wasn't insured, and he scared them off before they had a chance to nick the other one as well, which happened to be insured for £750.  So now I'm stuck with that, which is about eight years old and is worth about a tenner now I've ridden it into the ground. Gutted.

im in. any sign of an incline and im pushing tho....

 

Does anyone else here ride leigh woods regularly?

we could have a hijack ride...

I haven't been for ages but could be up for that, just need to fix my puncture and I'll be good to go 

One trick is to take off your socks and put them over your trainers.

  I would be amazed if this worked.

So I've finally been reeled into this facebook business. It's good for sharing photos, messaging mates etc, but I've got a friend request from some guy I went to college with and haven't spoken to for years. Thing is, I don't really have any reason to want to speak to him now, but seems a bit rude hitting the 'reject' button. Isn't there some sort of ignore function that'll just make it go away?

I HAVE ONLY STALE HOBNOBS

 

make some paneer cheese.

How would you go about doing this?

oh wicked another thread has turned into a chat about Skelm. How fucking interesting.

:skelm:

It was only a matter of time when peeps were calling him a woman beater etc etc that he would try to reply.

  while id fecking LOVE to know  , there were some pretty slanderous accusations against him already. and it stayed then.... ? just wondering..

Did seem a little harsh that those accusations were getting thrown around when they guy's banned. Mind you as much as he had a right to defend himself I saw what he wrote back and it wasn't necessary. And for all of you who want to know what he said, it was much the same as most of skelm's rants except a little more explicit and for some reason he was pretending to be 'a friend'? Which might have worked fine if it wasn't filled with the standard terrible spelling and grammar...

Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.   

  What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?

well if it makes you ill id fucking throw the crap away as well 

Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.   

  What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?

Of course he is, you can make yourself really ill smoking mouldy weed. Pretty common sense...

Well if this bloke's knocking out he's obviously got a fair bit of the stuff so i doubt he's going to be up for flushing hundreds of pounds down the toilet...If you don't like the look of it don't buy it.

Who gives a shit as long as it still gets you fucked up.   

  What's he supposed to do? Throw it all away?

Made me laugh, it really is just a carbon copy of gwr/star etcc... Also it may just me but i never want to see pictures of radio presenters.

  For ages I thought Chris Moyles was thin. 

This is the best phone money can buy. Fact. It also has a torch. 

What is cultural studies? I mean, what stuff do you have to write about? I want to do cultural studies, I love culture me

Anything. I loved it, went out almost every night for 6 months and called it research. 

maybe a catch frase or two.

erm "nothing can stop me im indestructible and can shape shift into any form i wish and with my nano bots i can turn you into mere atoms and quarks or turn you into a new human being and you wont even remember who you were before! i control you obay! i am what you think of as god!"   

Catchy.

No. It's just a blag so they can make more interest on it.

what do you mean "appease us"  your a little creature from SA go now pay at www.chaospacks.Me.uk along with all the other trolls and fairys......no thinking about it all pay at www.chaospacks.Me.uk or at the end of the next countdown the consiquence will be of more of a personal nature

Come on you shit - appease us, we have been waiting all fucking week.

 

You cant come up with a new fucking coutdown just cos you havent made any money yet!
 

  Yeah, there's rules to this capitalist religious fanatacism you know...

I grew up IN that. Born and bred. Amazingstoke. 

But seriously it is a shit hole.

Fuck, I was going to write nearly exactly the same as this. Right down to the amazingstoke and "seriously it is a shithole" part. Thats scary, must have some sort of north hants telepathy thing going on

It's possible.  Alternatively it could be down to the fact that it seriously is a shithole. Whereabouts did you live?

Basingstoke.

i grew up near that.

I grew up IN that. Born and bred. Amazingstoke. 

But seriously it is a shit hole.

Flat out bum.  Why does he do it to himself? The amount of tiem he sits there every day, he could have been working in Mcdonalds for the last 8 years and he'd have made manager by now.

Thought this was a post from that guy who sits outside smile, the worst tramp in bristol!

"spare change?"    "maybe in a minute?"

If he had some new material i might consider it......

I HATE that guy!

  How is it that he's asked me nearly every day for the past 10 months? I've never given him anything, surely he must recognise me!?!

I'm going to St Andrews park to take ketamine and give laughing gas to kids.

too mainstream...

http://www.hijackbristol.co.uk/board/index.php/topic,2218.0.html

 

i used to work for the cunts. that sheet that they fill in with you is designed by psychiatrists to put the idea of buying a phone into your head!! FACT

Why would you be filling in a form in Phones 4 U if you weren't thinking about buying a phone?

i know people are going to say "but its protected art man" whilst they take a toke on the spliff in the ashtray right next the pic monitor and a mouth full of lentils

I just took a sip of tea and had to spit it out when I read this.   

Anyone know where I can get hold of a copy of this? Distributed free around Bristol apparently but can't remember seeing it anywhere.

I love programmes like that

 

Cadbury
The Farm
Star & Garter

and no, in my opinion Tinto does not count.  It's not even a proper bar let alone a pub...

Shakespeare

overrated

You should go! I've seen him four times, last time at Koko which was amazing.  Scratch Perverts supported as well, played a drum n bass set before he came on, I was going mad with all these indie kids stood around looking like    Admittedly strutting up and down like a monkey isn't to everyone's taste but worth a go imo...

all of Morrissey’s solo work seems to have been searching for another guitarist of that calibre.

A bit like Ian Brown

  This is akin to blasphemy in my opinion...

You can't deny that Ian Brown hasn't enjoyed the same success as he did with the Roses

True. But just because it's not as successful doesn't mean it's not as good.  He's done some outstanding work both with the Roses and as a solo artist.  I don't think his solo stuff is lacking a decent guitarist though, particularly as it's got a lot more electronic vibe.

yup, I've been assured the lyrics are amazing. this may be the only time I want someone to cover existing music - just so i can listen to it.

There's a whole album of Smith's covers by British hardcore (I'd say emo but you'd stop reading now) bands that's pretty damn good.  Think it's called 'Where Are We Now', has a fantastic cover of Girlfriend In a Coma on it.

and...

all of Morrissey’s solo work seems to have been searching for another guitarist of that calibre.

A bit like Ian Brown

  This is akin to blasphemy in my opinion...

anyone cought theaving should have there hands chopped off (or at least disabled for a while)

I took Headphobe down to the soundcheck and he noticed his multi power adapter that he thought he lost.
He said "Oi Scrampy, you got my power adapter. I wondered where that got to"
You said "Oh, I wondered whose that was"
He said "How could you not know it was mine when it says on it HEADPHOBE in massive letters!"
You said "bb;jljsiuogdhssjdfefnmdmja" or something like that. 

i give people respect,

no, you don't.

ummm... yes i do!

I'm with Scrampy,he doent seem to do anything real horrible or nasty, but alot of peeps on here act like play ground bullies

MODS: Can we have a sticky thread for the purpose of debating whether $crampy is being bullied, thus preventing every other thread on the board getting cluttered? :noteeth:

I cant be arsed to read 8 pages

It's worth every second, this is Hijack gold. Best thread ever by some margin.

unfortunately this is one of those situations where the things you want out of your friendship/relationship are too far apart to work

no you can't. standard and definite.

IMO the best thing you can do now is completely sack her off and see how much she misses you

 

Soon as possible as well...will be very shit for a little while but a hell of a lot easier in the long run.

I've read some very interesting articles on identity and representation within the virtual world... I'll post some links when I get home if anyone's interested?

 

Something I'm really interested in.  More recently I've thought quite a lot about how mad it is that people are living more of their lives online than in the real world via games such as World of Warcraft and the like, especially in the Far East it seems. Tis' madness.

I won't bother trying to sell balloons again - I just gave them away or did them myself. 

 

I've tried doing this so many times.  And every time have ended up just about breaking even after getting through about 600.

The worst thing is you have to put up with people coming up and complaining all night that you must be making a mint.

The only shop I could find that would do it for me in Bristol was Good Viewing in Filton.  Cost me £82 including labour, still working fine a few months later.

7-11 Gloucester Road North, Filton 0117 969 2149

Or says on my receipt they've got another shop - 100 High St, Staple Hill if that's any closer to you.

Morrissey(?questionable?)