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51  General / The Forum / Re: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! on: July 22, 2013, 21:07:12
It's called Bernard!
52  General / The Forum / Re: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! on: July 22, 2013, 19:11:31
I'm enjoying sky news right now who have been staring at a hospital door since 7.30 am.  Undecided
53  General / The Forum / Re: Sunshine meals on: July 13, 2013, 17:25:26
Rustlers in the Garden?

0-tasty 90 seconds!

54  General / The Forum / Re: St Paul's Carnival 2013 review thread on: July 07, 2013, 19:47:12
Got shat on by a seagull and had my glasses (Prescription) Nicked of my face in the Pipe and Slippers.... but other than that Great!
55  General / The Forum / Re: Help Needed! - St Pauls Carnival 2013: Sound System set times on: July 04, 2013, 20:47:10
Too true IT WENT OFF!!!  Two Thumbs Badder than the Taliban!!
56  General / The Forum / Re: Help Needed! - St Pauls Carnival 2013: Sound System set times on: July 04, 2013, 20:28:36
Looks like carnival is coming back big!  Slayer
57  General / The Forum / Re: does this make anyone laugh on: July 03, 2013, 14:07:35
Peter, I need you to hold my ears.
58  General / The Forum / Re: card fraud on: June 07, 2013, 18:09:34
Personally I only trade in Paninni stickers. I've got a double Norman Whitehouse if anyone wants?

Surely you mean

As in the Killers song "I'm Norman Whiteside"
59  General / The Forum / Re: Rudimental set at love saves the day ? on: May 28, 2013, 23:39:32
I did the  Undecided  face when I saw they were headlining. That was enough for me. I was more busy trying to show my mate's Rylan t-shirt to people.
60  General / The Forum / Re: Love Saves The Day Roll Call on: May 22, 2013, 21:06:20
sat and sun... get in!  Slayer
61  General / The Forum / Re: KENNY DOPE & RONNIE HEREL @ THE WHITE BEAR SAT 25TH MAY on: May 15, 2013, 19:13:48
Same day as "Love saves the day"... gutted would be an understatement  Cry
62  General / The Forum / Re: So Keynsham is ghetto on: May 09, 2013, 20:08:04
Heard chick-o-land got a doorman now blud?
63  General / The Forum / Re: Brand New Jungle & Classic DnB mix from Nicky Blackmarket! on: May 02, 2013, 18:22:35
His copies of "2 degrees" and "tune your bass" must be without doubt entirely fucked. Not ever heard him play a set since about 1996 without them in.  Doh!
64  General / The Forum / Re: Thatcher - Ding Dong the Bitch is dead. on: April 13, 2013, 21:05:49
She inherited a whole world of shit. She made some decisions that fucked a lot of people up for generations to come, But i'm glad we aren't under union rule, If just this one thing was done under her government I for one am glad of it. fuck all these hypocrite cunts of Hijack.
65  General / The Forum / Re: Best chinese takeaway? on: March 03, 2013, 22:10:25
Beijing in bs5.
66  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy thread on: February 22, 2013, 22:41:36
67  General / The Forum / Re: Have anyone else's shoe laces been coming undone more often recently? on: January 24, 2013, 19:19:55
loop and swoop sir.. seriously though I reckon it's illuminati shizzle.
68  General / The Forum / Re: Places you've heard of but would't be able to locate on a map... on: January 20, 2013, 19:39:20
Kingston Bagpuize
69  General / The Forum / Re: Sledging. on: January 17, 2013, 21:30:58
Bin lids are also a cheap yet effective solution

70  General / The Forum / Re: Adhesive Live: Modern Digital vs Traditional Classical, Colston Hall, 01.02.2013 on: January 17, 2013, 20:01:13
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/79b9hAeOpds" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/79b9hAeOpds</a>

An interview and a little look behind the scenes with none other than Roni Size!

MC Roni size at 0.38s  BO BO BO!!!
71  General / The Forum / Re: HMV go into administration on: January 15, 2013, 00:28:04
Hmv Carriers were bad ass... To be fair the online store is always quite reasonable and have bought quite a lot off there. Everyone is moaning about the death of physical purchases,  but aside from sample searchers and old school dj's who buy's vinyl or cd's? it's a niche market now that's how it is.
72  General / The Forum / Re: nokia 8210 on: January 07, 2013, 19:05:24
do you r8 nokiaz then?
73  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Celebrity Pedo Poll 2013 on: January 05, 2013, 19:55:12
How does having dated Sue Barker make him gay? That's Barkerist.

I reckon Forsyth is sweating.
74  General / The Forum / Re: NYE reports on: January 02, 2013, 19:45:32
Went to Duvet Vous at the Queens head and it was the busiest I've seen it in there.. Great night!  Grin

Heard Alfresco was supposed to be something special too .. anyone go?
75  General / The Forum / Re: Albums By Bristol Artists Please | 2012 on: December 31, 2012, 19:13:36

The Negus tune!! Woah!
76  General / The Forum / Re: Gin Appreciation Thread on: December 31, 2012, 18:09:15
nothing like a nice refreshing g&t!

77  General / The Forum / Re: Gin Appreciation Thread on: December 31, 2012, 18:06:49
78  General / The Forum / Re: What events are you looking forward to in 2013? on: December 27, 2012, 03:08:53
Getting my Golf back on the road after 4 yrs

Love saves the day

....and my first Glastonbury!!  Slayer
79  General / The Forum / Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS HIJACK! on: December 26, 2012, 03:30:46
Merry Chri...... um Boxing day jackers!!
80  General / The Forum / Re: Working on monday crew on: December 24, 2012, 16:54:46
Thought I was gonna have a quiet morning but was busy till 1!!!!! now i'm done!  .... time for some booze!!    Slayer
81  General / The Forum / Re: Your favourite Christmas song! (poll) on: December 15, 2012, 17:46:28
Low - Just like Christmas. .... or 2000 miles - The Pretenders
82  General / The Forum / Re: Check out 30 endearing dog facial expressions on: December 13, 2012, 22:22:58
"Check out 30 endearing "dog facial" expressions".      Sad
83  General / The Forum / Re: Shifty looking black people in the centre - with clipboards??? on: December 02, 2012, 21:39:05
84  General / The Forum / Re: Who shits in a bath?!?!?!? NSFW!!! on: November 17, 2012, 20:14:20
I liked the bit about the oxidization at the turtles head....  Laughing Laughing   ...... I miss Zammo  Sad
85  General / The Forum / Re: Public Enemy at Queens Head in Easton? on: October 29, 2012, 19:31:14
Seriously?? the queens head?Huh  Huh
86  General / The Forum / Re: Obsolete Jokes... on: October 19, 2012, 20:56:50
Which castle was severely damaged by smoke in the 1990's

87  General / The Forum / Re: Obsolete Jokes... on: October 18, 2012, 20:09:20
Why shouldn't you wear boxers in Russia?

... Because Chernobyl fall out.

 Two Thumbs
88  General / The Forum / Re: Obsolete Jokes... on: October 18, 2012, 20:06:42
Why shouldn't you shout in the graveyard?

...Because Roy Kinnear.

What Wood doesn't float?

... Natalie Wood,
89  General / The Forum / Re: Jim'll Fix It on: October 15, 2012, 20:07:39
So, he fondled boys as well now?

Was he actually shagging all these victims or just touching them up?

...and the dead, Don't forget the dead.
90  General / The Forum / Re: Best chip shop - BS5 on: October 15, 2012, 19:47:35
heard good things about the causeway fishbar on lodge causeway.. not tried myself yet though.
91  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Glastonbury roll call... on: October 09, 2012, 20:42:50
1st one!  Grin
92  General / The Forum / Re: April Jones on: October 08, 2012, 18:53:23
Stupid and tasteless maybe but 12 weeks jail?? I've been sent worse on text messages....obviously no one from the police follows Frankie Boyle's twitter feed.
93  General / The Forum / Re: Jim'll Fix It on: October 02, 2012, 19:29:24
Jimmy Saville was always a very careless DJ.. He was always getting his 7 inches lost in the 12's
94  General / The Forum / Re: Gordon's Caribbean on Church Road on: September 26, 2012, 22:05:51
2 more now on church rd... one is called smiffys and is where mr falafel used to be and the other is down opposite the old hardware shop down by mirchi..

Order of excellence is Smiffy's, then Gordon's, then the other one.

Have you tried the one on whitehall rd that used to be a greasy spoon?
95  General / The Forum / Re: The Maths teacher and the 15 year old... on: September 26, 2012, 22:01:31
A return to the original subject of the thread in that Justin Lee Collins sounds truly mental and the torture he has obviously put that woman through is really quite horrendous but.... as a side..


"A party of schoolchildren on a field trip was sitting in the public gallery. Half left during the prosecution opening."

I went to fucking Avebury to look at rocks and Blaise castle to do bark rubbings... School trips just ain't what they used to be.
96  General / The Forum / Re: Gordon's Caribbean on Church Road on: September 26, 2012, 21:37:26
2 more now on church rd... one is called smiffys and is where mr falafel used to be and the other is down opposite the old hardware shop down by mirchi..
97  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol smells of sh!t on: September 13, 2012, 20:57:20
It's back ... ahhh those autumnal shit fragranced evenings...
98  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol smells of sh!t on: September 04, 2012, 20:22:26
It was stinking yesterday in St Phillips. It doesn't smell like country shit.. more like dogshit. Was gonna ask if anyone knew anything on facebook but was concerned of the ridicule (it's you etc.) this is why I love Hijack .. everyone all smelling shit TOGETHER  Two Thumbs
99  General / The Forum / Re: wow on: September 02, 2012, 21:39:04
Says that I can feel like a woman again... I'm a 35 yr old male and I can't recall the first time.  Huh
100  General / The Forum / Re: JOEY NEGRO 25TH AUG @ THE WHITE BEAR on: August 28, 2012, 17:46:40
Have to agree blinding night but the heat was unbelievable and they ran out of all but expensive vodka?Huh? thought it was first and foremost a pub.. shocking.
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