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151  General / The Forum / Re: DnB remixes of pop tunes on: December 22, 2011, 20:41:03
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/NagPagnQCzg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/NagPagnQCzg</a>


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/vGpqAVlceYA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/vGpqAVlceYA</a>
152  General / The Forum / Re: Christmas isn't christmas unless... on: December 04, 2011, 18:29:06
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cunt-Coloring-Book-Vagina-Colouring/dp/0867193719/ref=cm_lmf_tit_21

not sure if nsfw.. I wouldn't be allowed to "colour in" in work anyway.
153  General / The Forum / Re: Gutterfunk 001 - Mensah - The Resistance ... check the video! on: November 16, 2011, 21:27:22
Lovin' it
154  General / The Forum / Re: The 'Every Day is a School Day' Thread on: November 10, 2011, 01:37:45
in bombay do they call bombay mix 'mix'?

No. It's Mumbai Mix.
155  General / The Forum / Re: rip Heavy D on: November 09, 2011, 02:29:28
Big Tings.. Them no Worry me..  RIP Heavy  Sad  LIGHTAH!
156  General / The Forum / Re: Saddled with grief on: November 04, 2011, 11:20:52
I was gonna do this because I quite like star wars too.. but I just bought the dvd boxset instead.
157  General / The Forum / Re: clockwork getting flattened on: October 15, 2011, 13:47:23
Bye bye powerhouse  LIGHTAH! LIGHTAH!
158  General / The Forum / Re: People Just Do Nothing on: October 14, 2011, 00:02:20
Spiders, pedophiles and dubstep.
159  General / The Forum / Re: Dog anus squiffy comma easter egg mimsy on: October 10, 2011, 19:56:59
There is no mucky photo to back up this thread.
160  General / The Forum / Re: spam fixup. on: October 10, 2011, 19:56:01
If I was a mod there would be a lifetime IP ban if anyone so much as dares to post a link without adequate explanation or justification. Especially if said link puports to highlight one's clarity of thinking in the subject of sociology.

Perhaps this is why you are not a mod Two Thumbs

Perhaps. I would gratefully reject such a job offer  Two Thumbs

I nominated myself a while back, but I think I have been rejected Sad

The last mod update was about 5 years ago, when we got Hooty and Thinking and Whale (if my memory serves me right?)

I got made a mod about 2 weeks back and rit said more people would be changed soon. He's clearly too busy working on the calendar.

And although hooty and I don't post as much as we used to, we both actively delete spam and ban spammers. Perhaps the fact neither of us has been able to do so over the last couple of days shows how much we get rid of without anyone realising.

The one point I would like to make is that we're not on here all the time and rely upon the community to inform us when spammers do strike. If more people used the 'report post' button, it would get sorted out sooner.

Forgot all about that button!   Two Thumbs
161  General / The Forum / Re: spam fixup. on: October 09, 2011, 23:00:18
Worst offender doesn't appear to be banned??  Huh
162  General / The Forum / Re: spam fixup. on: October 09, 2011, 20:34:55
deleting woushiolo's and gadejeacype
accounts instead of deleting their threads would be a start... surely putting some sort of "catchpa" thing on wouldn't be that hard to sort?
163  General / The Forum / Re: Are you a right knob? Come and live with us! on: October 05, 2011, 18:24:12
they seem to "zany" for me or else i'd reply.  Two Thumbs
164  General / The Forum / Re: one for the city fans on: October 03, 2011, 18:24:30
McClaren is out of a job at the moment... or with the manager's wages they are paying him how about Sir David James.


BRFC.
165  General / The Forum / Re: Today I have spoken to a lady called... on: September 20, 2011, 22:01:38
i used to know someone called james james. i mean really, who calls their son the same as their surname?

Ex man u and england defender Gary Neville's dad is called Neville.  Doh!
166  General / The Forum / Re: Does anyone here live in a flat above a shop? on: August 29, 2011, 10:55:26
Still single and renting at 40 odd Russell? Must be that winning personality you've got.

Bleak.

I own 2 houses and 1 flat.  How many properties do you own fat boy?

This thread was a ruse in order to weed out the poorest members of Hijack.  The only people who would rent a flat above a shop are sub human scum.

If that is your opinion I wouldn't bother renting one then.
167  General / The Forum / Re: 4 years for posting 'riot' facebook event on: August 17, 2011, 19:52:05
the funny thing is, no one turned up  Laugh

I think the police did.  Undecided
168  General / The Forum / Re: How Hip Hop Changed the World on: August 13, 2011, 18:16:49
what a crock of shite.. n dubz.
169  General / The Forum / Re: Hijack Premiership Fantasy Football League 2011-12 - JOIN NOW! on: August 08, 2011, 22:55:21
in. vfl worseburg!
170  General / The Forum / Re: The Wonder Goals Thread on: July 31, 2011, 16:29:59
Gazza's goal  Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart

http://www.footytube.com/video/gazza-v-scotland-euro-96-goal-46216
171  General / The Forum / Re: Sesame Street puppets do the Beastie Boys on: July 22, 2011, 20:42:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxFF3RzieIU

Ragga twins vs sesame street.
172  General / The Forum / Re: FAIL! on: July 14, 2011, 20:30:36
I enjoyed 4.47
173  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy on Stapleton Road painted over by owner on: July 14, 2011, 20:14:06
if someone would have drawn a massive cock and bollocks on there and was suddenly famous would everyone spunk on about it then... it's all toss. I happen to like magnolia.
174  General / The Forum / Re: St. Pauls Carnival on: July 13, 2011, 22:49:03
Shove the love up your arse.


 Undecided

Cheer up...it was more of a comment on the cheesy nature of the quote as opposed to anything else.

 Two Thumbs
175  General / The Forum / Re: St. Pauls Carnival on: July 13, 2011, 18:14:52
Shove the love up your arse.


 Undecided
176  General / The Forum / Re: if you were guna get married what would your first song be? on: July 06, 2011, 22:23:23
MAW - to be in love
177  General / The Forum / Re: Oh Milliband you absolute spaz! on: July 01, 2011, 18:35:43
Is he stuck or something?

these strikes are wrong while negotiations are still going on, I love the buttery biscuit base.
178  General / The Forum / Re: carnival programme! on: July 01, 2011, 18:19:02
Looks amazing!
179  General / The Forum / Re: Buttery Biscuit Base on: July 01, 2011, 00:20:24
I swear it gets funnier the more you watch it.

I'm still having to watch it at least 2 or 3 times a day.. and singing buttery biscuit base quite alot.
180  General / The Forum / Re: Pink Renault 5 on: June 30, 2011, 18:46:26
Apparently it is something to do with bathwick tyres in briz. he bought it for his girlfriend and she doesn't like it... so is trying to sell it. don't know if you are gonna get many apprraches looking like you are mentally ill.    Undecided
181  General / The Forum / Re: Buttery Biscuit Base on: June 29, 2011, 18:30:05
I liked the bit where said about the buttery biscuit base.
182  General / The Forum / Re: Beyonce at Glastonbury on: June 28, 2011, 23:24:37
Won't somebody please think of Tricky!!  Cry
183  General / The Forum / Re: Best cookie wrapper ever! on: June 25, 2011, 23:59:39
Just a shame they had to burn it to make the joke.
184  General / The Forum / Re: RIP Peter Falk on: June 24, 2011, 19:28:45
.... One last thing.
185  General / The Forum / Re: breaking into glastonbury on: June 22, 2011, 01:14:49
Was that story an advert for twix?
186  General / The Forum / Re: Ryan Dunn - RIP on: June 20, 2011, 18:29:15
Fucking hell, have you seen the wreckage? Bad juju.

Porsche 911 GT3.. was.
187  General / The Forum / Re: Naked Cyclists on College Green on: June 19, 2011, 19:17:12
They set off from the Full Moon ( Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*) at 1.30, a guy came over and asked me to come join them, but I explained I didn't have a bike.

But you were already in the nip?  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands*
188  General / The Forum / Re: RONI SIZE THREW GIRLFRIEND DOWN STAIRS IN JEALOUS RAGE on: June 14, 2011, 19:59:08
fair enough.  Smiley
189  General / The Forum / Re: RONI SIZE THREW GIRLFRIEND DOWN STAIRS IN JEALOUS RAGE on: June 14, 2011, 19:55:42
NAH Fair shout he's famous he can't of done it.. maybe he didn't but how do you know that? because he's famous is not a great reason. Is "the price is right" still on?


Nah fair play, Hijack usually have it so wrong that the odds are that anyone arguing against the general opinion is likely to be correct, yeh really good show in the Tesco thread guys, you lot were tops  Two Thumbs

 Doh!


how can anyone on a "forum" be shouted down before any verdict is made, it defies the definition, and since when did anyone on a Bristol Music Forum have a good idea by ridiculing Bristol music's greatest asset? most of you lot appear either really thick or to have no interest at all in music... Those keeping their mouth shut, and lets face it we're only on page 2 so there must be alot of you, I respect because you don't want to weigh in, but at the end of the day in my opinion the guy deserves to be defended, and I read so many fucking stupid, one sided or just plain dumb posts on here I'm not frightened of offending any of you, those that know me should know why, those that don't; more fool you.  OMG Death Star!!!11

Okay maybe my "Michael Barrymore" was a bit of a childish thing to do but I can't see how you can defend him on the basis that he is famous.. Don't get me wrong I love pretty much everything the guy does but that does not stop him from being human.
190  General / The Forum / Re: RONI SIZE THREW GIRLFRIEND DOWN STAIRS IN JEALOUS RAGE on: June 14, 2011, 19:33:00
NAH Fair shout he's famous he can't of done it.. maybe he didn't but how do you know that? because he's famous is not a great reason. Is "the price is right" still on?
191  General / The Forum / Re: RONI SIZE THREW GIRLFRIEND DOWN STAIRS IN JEALOUS RAGE on: June 14, 2011, 19:20:06
She's obviously a hottie hottie with nothing to lose, he's obviously a Mercury Prize winner with everything to lose (and judging by this thread a queue of people lining up to have a pop[though this is Hijack so surprise is minimal]). If I was him I'd feel proper hard done by, stupid bitch.

I hope he gets off, without appearing to be the chauvinist pig that i most definitely am not surely being thrown down the stairs by your partner when being dumped is surely just one of those things that more often than not, could happen, thats what happens when emotions run high, thats what happens when people cant even land on their own foot correctly (dumb bitch), let him off I say, legend.  Smashed

Either I'm missing a lot of puns or this post is completely fucking mental.


mental because...?? mental because its my opinion? mental because, its not the opinion of a sheep? mental because, its by someone who has absolutely no interest in who your 'real life' non-existance is?

Mental because its defending somebody who if he hadn't ever hit the big time half you wannabe musical bigtimers would still be breast feeding somewhere in the home counties??

Personally, I've been pushed down the stairs by a soon to be ex, maybe its just me but I just thought it par for the course, yeh if it was someone with something to lose and I was a massive cunt I'd take her to court, and lie through my teeth to fuck her up, but I'm not, she wasn't and its just a bit immoral...

Michael Barrymore.
192  General / The Forum / Re: Pink Renault 5 on: June 13, 2011, 18:29:24
just saw him on bedminster bridge.. didn't have my camera  Angry was a scull mask.
193  General / The Forum / Re: Andy C Hijacked... on: June 13, 2011, 11:10:39
is this guy bristolian? because he asked for a shout from carasel on passion for a plug for his "next" modelling comp the other night??

194  General / The Forum / Re: Pink Renault 5 on: June 13, 2011, 11:05:37
I regularly see a lorry cab which has a Scooby Doo theme to it; not quite the mystery machine, but quite well done.


think he's always down manor scrap on the feeder.
195  General / The Forum / Re: Henry Rollins on rave and modern rock music on: June 09, 2011, 18:35:56
My god, He is a self absorbed cunt is he not?
196  General / The Forum / Re: New Stewart Lee Comedy Vehicle about to start... on: May 16, 2011, 23:01:42
fuck em, they all wanna cut their throat's with razor wire.

Cut their throat's what?

*there

*their -  form of the possessive case of they used as an attributive adjective, before a noun: their home; their rights as citizens; their departure for Rome; their throat's
197  General / The Forum / Re: New Stewart Lee Comedy Vehicle about to start... on: May 16, 2011, 21:41:45
fuck em, they all wanna cut their throat's with razor wire.
198  General / The Forum / Re: How do you wipe your Bum??? on: May 15, 2011, 23:40:04
THIS is why i love hijack.  Love
199  General / The Forum / Re: Judd Trump on: May 02, 2011, 23:52:59
Higgins deserved that.. played a great game.
200  General / The Forum / Re: Judd Trump on: April 30, 2011, 20:37:02
Keynsham kru
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