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151  General / The Forum / Re: what's the most repulsive thing you've seen pon the 'net? (probably NSFW) on: January 26, 2007, 19:01:17
Rankness - the most disturbing one for me was some asian girl dumping into a funnel in some gimps mouth. You could see the poo level in the funnel going down whilst listening to him gag on it.
It made me feel so ill I forwarded the link on to everyone on my msn.   Evil  Puke  Cry

that is scat!! lol that makes me want to kill myself if I even think about it!! uuuuughghghg!!!

EEEuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh

Just seen this video...  It's easily the wrongest thing I've ever seen:

http://hope.rains.net/~weev/temp/funnelgirl.wmv

 Laughing Laughing Laughing  Puke Puke Puke   Smashed
152  General / The Forum / Re: World Energy Crisis on: January 26, 2007, 18:42:56
Good point - by killing off a good proportion of the world's populace, we could burn the corpses for several years to keep warm  Two Thumbs

http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/other/display.var.1149062.0.0.php

 Laugh
153  General / The Forum / Re: 3rd March 2007 -░▒▓█▌CRUNCH MACHINE▐█▓▒ on: January 26, 2007, 18:41:18
                                           
                                                                                                     
                                                                                                     
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                          .'^^^^!~>^',:...                                                           
                          ..`^)6&hL[~"^',........                                                     
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                          ........"1t'':'"><"^'',`..                                                 
                           ... ....,"~"!>^:...`,`...                                                 
                            ...  ....`'^!))>',....                                                   
                              ..      ..,^"~~/^;,`,``,,,``,::,':.                                     
                                        ..`'"¬/^^^\=|ii??=~!^^':.                                     
                                           ..`'^"!=tl}t|~"^`...                                       
                                                 .......                                             
                                                                                   
                   

That is very clever indeed. But whenever I look at it I think of David Schneider (no offence intended, btw).

its very simple, you just need to know certian machine code patterns

If I had time, I'd so make use of this:



lolz.
154  General / The Forum / Re: World Energy Crisis on: January 26, 2007, 17:21:45
wheres the option for "by 80% of the worlds poulation dying from a virulent and lethal virus" ?

Good point - by killing off a good proportion of the world's populace, we could burn the corpses for several years to keep warm  Two Thumbs
155  General / The Forum / Re: the ranting thread on: January 26, 2007, 14:03:37
Frankly, I think that's pathetic.
I didn't ask.
Since when do I need to wait for you to ask me to think?  Smashed

You got that response because you pissed me off. You know as well as I do how much shit $crampy's been spouting recently. Trying to keep that in check without being heavy-handed isn't easy - "pathetic" certainly wasn't warranted.

A thread is just a thread amongst the masses of other threads.  It wasn't going anywhere nasty, so why stop it?  It just seemed ridiculously nannyish, whilst at the same time sounding kind of militant.

156  General / The Forum / Re: the ranting thread on: January 26, 2007, 13:41:05
Frankly, I think that's pathetic.

I didn't ask.


Since when do I need to wait for you to ask me to think?  Smashed
157  General / The Forum / Re: the ranting thread on: January 26, 2007, 13:12:09
Less dedicated anger/ranting/hating threads please. You were complaining the other day that Hijack had a bad vibe about it - well you're the one creating it with threads like this. If I see any more threads "dedicated" to shit or general negativity they're going in the bin. Two Thumbs

Frankly, I think that's pathetic.  There's nothing wrong with any of those things, assuming no higher moral objection.  I hate fuckwit violent townie scum, and shit house re-mixes of otherwise good tunes.  They make me angry, and then I *might* want to rant about them.  Why should that be thrown away?

 
158  General / The Forum / Re: 4.5 billion annual net profit..... sod off. on: January 26, 2007, 10:36:23
Never suffered any bank charges myself - but fucking nice one that bloke for sending in the bailiffs  Laugh
159  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week // Bullying! :: MERGED on: January 23, 2007, 15:56:51

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my
financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at

least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


Bwwwaaahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa! Laughing
160  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week // Bullying! :: MERGED on: January 23, 2007, 15:22:50
You're the sad-man hiding in a website.  Tongue

I'm not hiding - I'm stealthily observing.

Wasting my tax money more like it.  Cry Cry Cry  Wink
161  General / The Forum / Re: Tintin with a twist............. on: January 23, 2007, 15:10:52
re-re-re-re-re-re-re-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost.  Wink
162  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week // Bullying! :: MERGED on: January 23, 2007, 15:06:16
HEY, who merged the posts, they were 2 seprate posts!
I did.
*snigger*
Not really.  Who'd you think did it.  Clearly an admin.  Obs is the only one online, so guess it was him.
Unless there are mods online whom you can't see... BRRRAAAAP
Hence why I said "guess".

Oooh, get you.

You're the sad-man hiding in a website.  Tongue
163  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week // Bullying! :: MERGED on: January 23, 2007, 15:02:16
HEY, who merged the posts, they were 2 seprate posts!
I did.
*snigger*
Not really.  Who'd you think did it.  Clearly an admin.  Obs is the only one online, so guess it was him.

Unless there are mods online whom you can't see... BRRRAAAAP

Hence why I said "guess".
164  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week // Bullying! :: MERGED on: January 23, 2007, 14:39:03
HEY, who merged the posts, they were 2 seprate posts!

I did.

*snigger*

Not really.  Who'd you think did it.  Clearly an admin.  Obs is the only one online, so guess it was him.
165  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week. on: January 23, 2007, 14:31:58
$crampy is an absolute genius.  Why should people leave him alone if he wants to say this stuff.  Everyone's a winner, I say.  $crampy becomes a net legend, and we all get a good laugh.  I'm sure it's not harming the promotion of his night.

And who removed the $crampy stabbing thread?  I was enjoying that, and it disappeared before I got to page 3.  Smashed

me, becuase it wasnt intended for people to rip the piss outa me in, theres plenty of other threads to do that in.

Fair enough.  Two Thumbs
166  General / The Forum / Re: Let's leave Scrampy the feck alone for a week. on: January 23, 2007, 14:25:13
$crampy is an absolute genius.  Why should people leave him alone if he wants to say this stuff.  Everyone's a winner, I say.  $crampy becomes a net legend, and we all get a good laugh.  I'm sure it's not harming the promotion of his night.

And who removed the $crampy stabbing thread?  I was enjoying that, and it disappeared before I got to page 3.  Smashed
167  General / The Forum / Re: $crampy's c*ck on: January 20, 2007, 16:17:33
Frankly, I've seen $crampy's cock more times than I ever wanted to.  And I never wanted to see it at all.
168  General / The Forum / Re: What the f*ck is Shilpa Shetty doing on Big Brother? on: January 19, 2007, 19:54:49
How ironic that the show that "made" her will (hopefully) be the show that destroys her.  Evil

Yes.  Let's hope she crys on TV.  Then dies.
169  General / The Forum / Re: What the f*ck is Shilpa Shetty doing on Big Brother? on: January 19, 2007, 18:00:46
listen, ya fookin dumb bitch, I'll happily merk you all day long (if the price is right  Perv, mmmhmmm, yummy *rubs hands* ), but stay on topic eh? Or is that too much for your pea brain to handle?  Roll Eyes You're a sex worker and nowt but. (and not a great one if the word on the street is to be believed). Fix up, yo!  I'M SO ANGRY!

Yeah Lata you fucking Paki cunt.  Laughing
170  General / The Forum / Re: What the f*ck is Shilpa Shetty doing on Big Brother? on: January 19, 2007, 16:09:23
And didn't Jade's boyfriend (she's clearly exactly what he deserves) get bleeped out by Channel 4 for calling Shilpa a Paki?
really?? did he say that?? what a tit!

Is that true? I heard he called her a "cnut".

I think the unbleeped version on YouTube was pulled down, which speaks volumes in my mind.
171  General / The Forum / Re: What the f*ck is Shilpa Shetty doing on Big Brother? on: January 19, 2007, 15:19:22
I love it when people make blatent racial slurs and then say that it wasn't meant in a "racial" way.   Laughing  Who do they think they are kidding?!

And didn't Jade's boyfriend (she's clearly exactly what he deserves) get bleeped out by Channel 4 for calling Shilpa a Paki?

Nice one.  Nothing makes you look more intelligent than being a racist and getting the country of origin wrong. :BELM:
172  General / The Forum / Re: GRAFFITI. THE LAUNCH PARTY. THIS WEDNESDAY. on: January 19, 2007, 15:15:10
Threads as shit as this make me want to give up the internet and go and live in the mountains.

But then, they also make me want to read more.  Car-crash internet.   Smashed
173  General / The Forum / Re: Phat Phlares is the shitest night I have ever been to, standard!!!! on: January 19, 2007, 15:01:23
Edit- I've now worked out what I missed.  Two Thumbs

Please explain.  I've no idea what's going on - I was just laughing at the all-round shitness of the thread.
174  General / The Forum / Re: Average Homeboy raps for the middle classes - ROFL! on: January 19, 2007, 14:44:09
Oh. My. God.

 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
 Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Man, if he is an average middle-class white guy, I'm commiting suicide.
175  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Birthday Matt 'Pimmellecker' Evz on: January 19, 2007, 14:39:23
 Two Thumbs  Tomato Slayer!
176  General / The Forum / Re: Phat Phlares is the shitest night I have ever been to, standard!!!! on: January 19, 2007, 14:37:58
 Laughing   Weak.

At least Joe isn't a cock.
177  General / The Forum / Re: What the f*ck is Shilpa Shetty doing on Big Brother? on: January 19, 2007, 14:33:17
Jade Goody is the cultural anti-christ.  I fucking hate her.  It makes me so fucking angry to see such an utter waste of space even alive, let alone on telly on a regular prime-time slot.
178  General / The Forum / Re: when people drink.. on: January 17, 2007, 14:08:31
definitely go to docs about it.

 Script
179  General / The Forum / Re: █ █ █ █ Has anyone got a Rifle I could borrow ? on: January 17, 2007, 14:07:09
i can get guns (not rifles), unfortuatly u'll have a hard time convinsing the police there not real

You're so cool! Love
180  General / The Forum / Re: █ █ █ █ Has anyone got a Rifle I could borrow ? on: January 17, 2007, 14:00:21
I was under the impression it was illegal (without some hardcore license) to have a bullet gun of any sort these days.  My step-dad is a farmer, and had to hand in all the guns he had (despite being licensed) that weren't shotguns.
181  General / The Forum / Re: Hovering over net links new preview function......... on: January 15, 2007, 13:33:55
Frankly, I think it's very swanky, but totally pointless.  Why would I want a one inch square picture of the webpage a link points at?  Completely useless and in fact quite irritating.
I have had almost no sleep though, so maybe I'm just in a bad mood.

Yeah you've been a right grumpy c*nt recently. You're starting to sound just like Zammo.
Bad Teeth

Cunt.  :noteef:









 Bad Teeth
182  General / The Forum / Re: Hovering over net links new preview function......... on: January 15, 2007, 11:03:12
Frankly, I think it's very swanky, but totally pointless.  Why would I want a one inch square picture of the webpage a link points at?  Completely useless and in fact quite irritating.

I have had almost no sleep though, so maybe I'm just in a bad mood.
183  General / The Forum / Re: scientific facts on: January 12, 2007, 15:12:10
Also they over clocked a silicon processor to 3000ghtz.

Did it actually work though?  I mean, I could overclock a CPU to 3 THz tomorrow...
184  General / The Forum / Re: scientific facts on: January 12, 2007, 15:04:18
A lot of people think we could crack quantum computing within a decade or so.

Then you'll see some major changes.

Definitely more than a decade.  As far as I know, even getting simple logic gates involving two qubits is a serious challenge in a laboratory.  It'll be a while yet.

I've been reading A Brief History of Everything by Bill Bryson and keep getting dissappointed when he stops the detail cos it's too "dull" or complicated
Yeah, I'm reading that now. It's pretty good. It is amusing though when he tries to make a point about something being really complicated when it isn't really that difficult.

La Fawn Duh: You'd be shocked at the paradigms that are likely to be thrown out in the nearish future, due to recent discoveries in quantum physics. It's just the paradigms they are replacing are way beyond what the general public, and even the scientific community, have an understanding of.
  Oh? 

 Laughing

You do realise that La FawnDuh is a professional physicist who is quite involved with the very very small on a daily basis, don't you? Laugh  And I'm not talking about Pad's cock here...  Wink
185  General / The Forum / Re: Jaywalking on: January 12, 2007, 14:52:11
OMFG.  TERRORIST!
186  General / The Forum / Re: set phasers to rave! on: January 12, 2007, 09:43:06
You'll see me doing the dance that Riker's doing next time I'm out  Love Tomato Slayer!  Tomato Bad Teeth
187  General / The Forum / Re: I'm leaving Bristol. on: January 12, 2007, 09:41:14
Nottingham isn't so bad.  Got quite a few friends up that way, and there is plenty going on  Two Thumbs

Good luck with it dude.  Just remember, Bristol's only a couple of hours away in a car.
188  General / The Forum / Re: isn't it ironic on: January 11, 2007, 10:39:43
me lying awake worrying about my exams tomorrow is going to be a major factor in the failing of said exams.
 Sad


5 and a half hours and counting.


I used to get this sooo badly.  The adrenaline always carries you through though, regardless of how tired you are.  Hope it went well  Two Thumbs

edit:  oooooh, I've just become a 5-star Dub Specialist.  W00t.  Smashed
189  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 11, 2007, 09:25:22
but really, I just want a phone that I can ring people on, text and take blurry pictures when I'm drunk.

 Script
190  General / The Forum / Re: scientific facts on: January 11, 2007, 09:14:26
there are no facts in science

What about that one?
191  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 11, 2007, 09:12:40
 Laugh  at this thread.

It's a phone.  I was giving an opinion.  Of course it's nice, I'm just saying I'm never going to be able to afford one, and it is ultimately a phone and an iPod.  Yay for all the OS X bollocks, but when am I really going to want to use OS X on my phone with a tiny virtual keyboard?  I'm not really ever interested in browsing the web on a phone at any point... it's just too expensive, and I really never need the internet that much  Roll Eyes

I've got a macbook pro, it's very nice.  I won't be getting a mac swank phone unless it's free with my contract, or very nearly so.  Plus I'd blatently drop it, and it'll be totally fucked.  BANG!  There goes £400 quid, if I'd had to pay for it.
192  General / The Forum / Re: Someone just tried to rob my house. Be VERY carefull people. on: January 10, 2007, 21:29:11

In my world id put barbed wire across the fence and smashed glass on the window sill so the fuckers hurt themselves, but the brilliant law said we're not allowed to do that incase if the thieves hurt themselves.


Yeah, that law is fully retarded.

Buy a big dog, I say.
193  General / The Forum / Re: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii on: January 10, 2007, 19:22:46

 Laughing

LOL at the expression on his face when he joins in...  Puke
194  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 10, 2007, 19:15:26
oh my bad I'd just assumed it would have 3G and wifi as standard - does it not? what a fucking waste of time. Laughing

I think it's got wifi... it's just the lack of 3G stuff that screws it over as far as Europe is concerned.

It's defo funny to think it can't receive MMS messages... even my crappy old phone from about 5 years ago could do that.  Smashed

Saying all that, if someone gave me one for free, I'd be pretty pleased  Laugh  Hmm, wonder how long before freeiPhone.com or whatever gets set up.
195  General / The Forum / Re: this is a test on: January 10, 2007, 19:10:31
hmm? i dont get it

Don't worry about him. He's special (and a thorougly nice guy too  Wink) Smiley

Exactly what I was about to post.  Laugh
196  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 10, 2007, 19:04:30
basically a really, really expensive cut-down iPod, merged with a behind-the-times phone

that's bollocks, how is it behind the times??

It's not bollocks at all.  Network operators in Europe have invested enormous amounts of money in high-bandwidth/premium network services that allow them to charge phone users for a whole plethora of things other than phone calls and text messages.  Things such as 3G technologies... UMTS, etc. - even MMS messaging.  The iPhone doesn't support any of these features, making it basically totally unappealing to European network operators, thus making it unappealing to bundle in with a network contract, as they can't rely on making back initial losses from people using the premium services.

Also, bearing in mind that enormous screen, and a fairly beefy processor... if Apple did put in 3G technology, the battery life would probably go to shit.

Basically it's built for a very American customer.
197  General / The Forum / Re: somerfield taking over glouchester road on: January 10, 2007, 18:52:10
every thing tastes of yoghurty bum water Puke Puke

 Laughing
198  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 10, 2007, 18:37:41
its a freakin ipod too thats why!

I think you'll find it is at best a freakin'  ~7 GB iPod Nano.

And at $600 dollars in the US after it is bundled with a 2 year mobile contract, a very very expensive one to boot.
199  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 10, 2007, 18:22:44
And lol at all the mugs that are gonna get mugged for carrying what is basically a really, really expensive cut-down iPod, merged with a behind-the-times phone.  The UI looks nice though (although I bet the keyboard sucks), I'll give it that.
200  General / The Forum / Re: If the iPhone was a man I would start liking men sexually on: January 10, 2007, 18:18:27
Looks nice, but don't really see the point myself.

But then, I don't see the point of PDAs as a whole. 
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