Any idea if tickets still available on the door?

Had such an awesome night at this. Am still recovering now! Danced my ass off and loved it 

so excited, i feel sick.

yes, like this.

 

so excited, i feel sick.

fucking hell 

i promised to hold off til thursday. don't fuck that up! 

i'm not gonna say nout else. fucking intense tho.

fucking hell 

Why bother waiting?

Just root it and flash it

because i have no idea how to do this...

Hmmm. I'm on O2. Is this the firmware version you are talking about? Cos thats 2.1. So I think no, I don't have it.

3G dongle for laptop with 500mb inclusive data

Er WiFi hotspot on your phone!

Is this easy to do?

Go out! You may feel tired but your mate is probably tired of her kid and needs a night away from them 

if I get money as my leaving present from work (heres hoping) then I will be down later 

Just watched it (without sound cos i am work). Looks great! Will watch again when I can listen as well!

Her hair in one hand, knife to her throat with the other.

I find it hard to believe a man could manage this amount of multitasking whilst receiving head 

I love the trailer where he talks about HD tv being pointless when watching his travels around China cos its all grey. I  Karl.

play with your tits?

If I had tits, that's what I'd be doing 

why are men so fascinated with boobs?

cos they dont have them? anyway, i like boobs too  

your own or other peoples?

both 

play with your tits?

If I had tits, that's what I'd be doing  

why are men so fascinated with boobs?

I really really don't have much to play with in that particular department.  

I was just about to ask if you have nipples then realised this is probably a silly question  

play with your tits?

If I had tits, that's what I'd be doing 

why are men so fascinated with boobs?

cos they dont have them? anyway, i like boobs too  

play with your tits?

If I had tits, that's what I'd be doing 

this. boobs are great.

fabio_capello - funny if you like offensive humour
DavidCameronEsq - not the real one
101Cookbooks - veggie/vegan recipes
50cent - amazing, so offensive
Brian_GriffinFG - from family guy, also Stewie_Griffinn
fullasanegg - food related tweets
kanyewest - although you've already missed a good tweet day form him
Queen_UK - obvs not real, very funny
SoulMotive - good music
Thunderchats - smut
T_Sex - more smut
aguycalledadam - mostly music related tweets
timmaughan - if you like comics

thanken you

I wonder how many joke responses I will get before I get a real one?

  i am still not awake so i almost searched for him 

So after getting the twitter app on my desire, I realise I don't actually have many people I want to follow. Aside from David Mitchell, Stephen Fry and Rob Byrdon.

Any recommendations?

its all about the fish and chip shop in totterdown 

which one would that be then?

all the ones we've tried have been mediocre to say the last. no other chip shop comes close to the Argus in Bedmo imo.  

aint that the truth! 

the argus is gonna be the only thing i miss when i move away from west street.

I thought this was gonna be a discussion of bottoms 

Christ it literally is going to be two hours of kayaking and the rest of the weekend looking at boring little towns with bullshit and boring fucking nonsense. Remind me to stop going on holiday with people in their 50s. 

I cant believe these heartless bastards are going to prevent you spending your weekend stoned in front of a computer monitor.

 

Christ it literally is going to be two hours of kayaking and the rest of the weekend looking at boring little towns with bullshit and boring fucking nonsense. Remind me to stop going on holiday with people in their 50s. 

What did you expect going to the Cotswolds?! 

[hot voice]

have the Wolds been banned yet?

Ok I will send the number thru PM, i pay you 50 euros if you make this calls until you actually talk to him.

You need to ask this guy 'Thomas' About Markus Kaiser and his number, and about 'vg roots' record it and we post it.


Any girl with a hot voice up for this biz?

NUMBER BY PMS MODS DONT TOUCH THANKS the number is hidden i just need help.

He doest pick up my calls yet he has the video im looking for his best friend hasit who changed the number zillion times.

Its just a call its located in Wien, Austria.

 

I'll do it for ten pounds.

I want a girl with a hot voice pretending she is my friend to call him. Tell her she is from radio whatever stupid lies and digs out information about vg roots and says this is the only number she could find. That there is crazy internets things going on with Hijack or just taht the girl is from videogroove and that they need to know about 'vg roots' taht she calls from videogroove california.


someone along these lines who wants to earn LOTS of money.

ok well i dont want to make lots of money and i have a cold voice so i cant help you  now go away

have the Wolds been banned yet?

Ok I will send the number thru PM, i pay you 50 euros if you make this calls until you actually talk to him.

You need to ask this guy 'Thomas' About Markus Kaiser and his number, and about 'vg roots' record it and we post it.


Any girl with a hot voice up for this biz?

NUMBER BY PMS MODS DONT TOUCH THANKS the number is hidden i just need help.

He doest pick up my calls yet he has the video im looking for his best friend hasit who changed the number zillion times.

Its just a call its located in Wien, Austria.

 

I'll do it for ten pounds.

The motor museum in Bourton on water. Immense. Honestly.

this. i have been twice! and not even when i lived down these ways, we travelled from liverpool! not just for the museum tho. Also the Beatrix Potter shop I think it was.

Stow on the Wold is also lush. Lovely pub near the green that had stocks where they used to keep witches.

i reckon The Bank should consider doing a Hijack special night/event. i think it would be fun having a bar/restaurant full of jackers and the opportunity to meet and greet peeps irl. 

or is that sad? 

could be fun and sad at the same time.

Had a look at the pizza menu the other day. Some of the combinations seem insane… but potentially fantastic. A pizza with blue cheese  Yes please!!

that sounds 

*considers adding 1984 to ignore list*

great offer, except i'm not a huge pizza fan. 

then come and try one of these....

Goan Fish Curry with Herb Basmati Rice

Smoked Sausage Cassoulet

Beef and and Bath Ale Stew with Horseradish Dumplings

Butternut Squash, Sweetcorn & Red Onion Chowder

Are these included in the offer?

I have series 1 and 2 already but am sad and want the complete set!

I have to watch this tonight as I fell asleep last night.

whoever it was that sent that PM to everyone either has serious issues for which they may need to seek professional help, or is simply an attention seeking whore.

definitely the latter.

Good offer 

May have to call in one time next week. Looking good when I walked past the other day...

Either way, they need to fuck off.

On what grounds?

Have you not seen what he's been posting recently?  

Hard to miss, was just wondering if there was something that made Dan crack.

could be this pm he just sent........

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ive lost my memory

what should i do i cant remember 1 year of my life when i was around 15.

there is a big story behind it just dont wanna bother with it (its very long)

i was thinking about seeing a hypnotist.

i realized i lost the memo in 2003 when i saw a video with me in it.

oh p.s. it was all filmed in a video which i cannot get for unknown reasons YET. it showed everything what happened and all.

i wonder what the hell is it in the background.
 

With you there Dan, fucking weird PMs

absolutely. guy needs help. or ignoring.

Spain does not do vegetarians, vegans will have no chance.

 
The veggies pretty much have to eat fish and the vegans will have to eat cheese 



- On another note, just go to a chain food place like Wok to Walk 

I love wok to walk! Only been to one in Amsterdam tho. Do they have them in other cities too?

CEX sell unlocked mobile phones. Will be second hand tho...

Maybe you should set your alarm for just before the time I need to be up and then give me a ring.

Well now I'm gonna be a student I think I may go back to my habit of sleeping all the time so I may not be of any use to you.

You did always sleep as a student, its true. You were also always stoned. Perhaps sober studentism will be different.

I wasn't always stoned  Just when I was around you.

I refuse to be an outlet for your schizophrenic ramblings.

Maybe you should set your alarm for just before the time I need to be up and then give me a ring.

Well now I'm gonna be a student I think I may go back to my habit of sleeping all the time so I may not be of any use to you.

I don't often sleep very deeply and wake up at regular intervals throughout the night to see how long I have left before I have to wake up 

However, for the times when I am completely exhuasted and worry I may not wake up, I have slayer, reign in blood on my cd alarm clock  I have had it for years tho and it has a backlight on it so i'm not sure its what youd be looking for.

The press office for gadget show called the switchboard i worked on once and i said i would put them through if they gave me the prize bundle. they didnt sound very amused 

Hmmm I'm not quite sure its fit for that purpose...

Do you wanna try before you buy?! 

Erm what?

Due to having a cold come on yesterday, I had about half a bottle of this chilli sauce on EVERYTHING i ate. I don't remember where I bought it tho