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1  General / The Forum / Re: A question for the remaining Hijackers on: October 22, 2014, 22:40:47
Westbury on Trym...looking down on Southmead.....

i come from London and can see it's appeal to younger people but i'd rather shove wasps up my arse than live there now...well we have friends with a huge house in Notting Hill..i'd fucking live there Pimp
2  General / The Forum / Re: banksy banksy, outrage outrage on: October 22, 2014, 08:21:16
Hah.....i fixed up his agents shower years ago after someone fucked it up...
3  General / The Forum / Re: chopping peoples heads off - PR boo boo. on: October 07, 2014, 16:37:53
Oil and Fascism BTB Vs Mad mullahs..what a line up for a Drum and Bass night at Trinity
4  General / The Forum / Re: chopping peoples heads off - PR boo boo. on: October 06, 2014, 20:52:55
with all respect tom the feelings of his family...he is no more or less dead than the people killed by bombs dropped from 32,000ft from a drone and their families no doubt have exactly the same emotions as those of this poor man.Ihave no desire to watch it at all

The media and the powers that be want us to hate muslims..we are bombarded daily with propaganda to make us feel like any war against these people is justified.I'm 100% certain that most Muslims like most of us want the same thing..to eat and watch their families grow and to live in peace..

I'm fucked if i'm gonna let cunts like this government or any government dictate how i feel
5  General / The Forum / Re: 2x Technics SL1200-MkII + Gemini UMX-5 mixer - £450 on: October 04, 2014, 18:18:20
Sold to Mr Steve Rice - pleasure doing with business with you sir.

likewise Two Thumbs
6  General / The Forum / Re: Am I about to make a big mistake using iTunes? on: September 20, 2014, 13:04:17
buy records and play them on a record player

but what method do you use to organise them?

why would you want to do that?..it's better having mixed up piles and looking through and being surprised by an old friend....
cue jokes about piles.... BRRRAAAAP

Sorry Steve, none of us are old enough to make credible jokes about piles yet Wink  Bad Teeth

Long may it stay Tha way...i have escaped their awesome wrath unlike several of my contemporaries...i heard that Derek had them in abundance
7  General / The Forum / Re: Am I about to make a big mistake using iTunes? on: September 15, 2014, 08:22:11
You can get cream for that...you would need to apply it with your finger so I guess that makes it digital
8  General / The Forum / Re: Am I about to make a big mistake using iTunes? on: September 14, 2014, 19:08:50
buy records and play them on a record player

but what method do you use to organise them?

why would you want to do that?..it's better having mixed up piles and looking through and being surprised by an old friend....
cue jokes about piles.... BRRRAAAAP
9  General / The Forum / Re: Am I about to make a big mistake using iTunes? on: September 14, 2014, 14:03:09
buy records and play them on a record player
10  General / The Forum / Re: Paul Ross - lol on: September 04, 2014, 17:52:16
Is he someone we should be glad has had a disaster in his life...i wish i could keep up with who to hate on the internet
11  General / The Forum / Re: Pamela Anderson boycott of Ice Bucket Challenge on: August 27, 2014, 00:18:42
Rain water out of the water butt it is.

Carefull. Despite what people say rain water clears the air of pullotants and isn't clean. By the time it goes into a water butt it may well have bird and rat shit it it from the drains. Bactaria from deceomposing leaves may also be harmful. You're far better off using some tap water.

I figured it'd be less wasteful. I'll make sure I keep my mouth shut.

that's the opposite of what the challenge is all about...
12  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Cannabis Club Information Picnic @ The Downs - Sat 16th August 2014 on: August 15, 2014, 16:51:37
Nah Steve but I was thinking about playing one of your sets Wink



You couldn't play one of my sets Pimp

but good comeback still Wink
13  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Cannabis Club Information Picnic @ The Downs - Sat 16th August 2014 on: August 13, 2014, 07:17:26
Will a wall be painted and everybody invited to watch it dry?
14  General / The Forum / Re: God on: August 03, 2014, 10:50:51
Lol. Is he still beating the fuck out of that poor lamp post on the M32?

A38 not M32 and yes, he is.

I don't think he is actually
15  General / The Forum / Re: First world problems on: July 30, 2014, 11:03:02
From my Facebook feed
"guys if you've just smoked some high grade your breath stinks...get your smelly ass out of Brooklyn I'm not the girl you should talk to"
16  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 14, 2014, 21:36:31
I am doing a gig coming up for Atheists..  one of the main guys used to be a minister, he still has "faith" in people, but not in a god.

These atheists are meeting on a sunday at 11am. Not sure they see the irony in this.

i knew a guy an atheist who,during a bit of a heated discussion on the topic said  "well if, as you maintain that all our lives are in the hands of a mythical being..all i can say is "god help us all"

he wasn't talking to me i hasten to add i don't subscribe to that idea...
17  General / The Forum / Re: Can Hijack count to 10 with music videos? on: July 13, 2014, 12:18:25
Seven letters Derrick Morgan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpncw0wg0Mw
18  General / The Forum / Re: LORD DUBS & GENERALS HI-FI on: July 13, 2014, 12:15:39
...for. £3 in 75 you could get six beers

5 shillings for a warm can?! Get out

A cold Long Life and get three spliff from the draw..a plate of food and a take a dance of the lady in the kitchen...
19  General / The Forum / Re: LORD DUBS & GENERALS HI-FI on: July 13, 2014, 09:22:51
I'll be down for this....lots of these nights in London..I've played at a few..good to see an attempt at it here.
70's door prices...for. £3 in 75 you could get six beers at a  blues dance and a ten bob draw  Pimp
20  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 13, 2014, 09:17:38
I can never recall who said it...might have been Elvis Costello..or god forbid that dreadful twat Sting....it's a good metaphor for it's original use or indeed for how i used it
21  General / The Forum / Re: God on: July 12, 2014, 20:32:58
Trying to explain what "god " means to you is like dancing about architecture.....it's aflower that loses most of it's petals as soon as we talk about it
22  General / The Forum / Re: I'm back :) With a baby in tow! on: July 06, 2014, 18:28:25
Well done...he looks very cute..many years of joy ahead of you
23  General / The Forum / Re: Old Jamaican music on: July 01, 2014, 16:02:54
What age is he?....i can help...what do you want him to listen to it on?

you can ring me i'll pm you my number
24  General / The Forum / Re: The Hijack Christmas panto: Volunteers for committee required on: June 27, 2014, 23:45:28
I'll just donate £200..a lot less fuss
25  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone going to Glastonbury who wants to play some tunes in a small tent? on: June 25, 2014, 08:55:47
Sorry but all full now. see yas down there

Where are you going to be located?  Coming on the Sunday now and will try and pop by to say hello  Two Thumbs

Booth is in the Boodior in the Silver Hayes bit. Be good to see ya.

 Pimp

Might pop in..playing on Gully all afternoon sunday

Please do Steve. Will definitely come see you at the Gully

 Pimp Pimp
26  General / The Forum / Re: Anyone going to Glastonbury who wants to play some tunes in a small tent? on: June 24, 2014, 21:09:07
Sorry but all full now. see yas down there

Where are you going to be located?  Coming on the Sunday now and will try and pop by to say hello  Two Thumbs

Booth is in the Boodior in the Silver Hayes bit. Be good to see ya.

Might pop in..playing on Gully all afternoon sunday
27  General / The Forum / Re: WLTP : Mark Rae (Rae + Christian) Plus Support // THIS SAT on: June 18, 2014, 15:56:04
I played with him a goood ten years ago..he was really good and very nice chap
28  General / The Forum / Re: A couple of deaths on: June 16, 2014, 15:55:47
Jimmy Scott was a guy whose voice never broke...i have an album he cut for Ray Charles...his condition has a name which i recall as being a bit unkind..at any rate he was a lovely singer
29  General / The Forum / Re: POLL: Who the hell washes raw chicken?! on: June 16, 2014, 15:53:10
Chicken washing is a mugs game
30  General / The Forum / mix meister on: June 15, 2014, 18:47:02
I'm after getting a free copy of mixmeister fusion the latest one if any kind souls can help Bad Teeth
31  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: June 05, 2014, 21:04:43
I'm no expert but i do believe grass grows pretty quickly
32  General / The Forum / Re: Magnets in Bristol anyone? on: June 04, 2014, 22:05:43
Mercedes at Cribbs Causeway sell fanny magnets
33  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 31, 2014, 10:16:10
I'm looking forward to good discussion about frying pans if anyone wants to start one?

yes please... Mods can we make it a non sticky?
34  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 30, 2014, 23:30:37
it'll all stop again tomorrow...might as well get in on it while it lasts....soon be back to posts about flyer ditribution and the suchlike
35  General / The Forum / Re: FAO: Love Saves the Day on: May 30, 2014, 22:59:39
Bristol has a big fucking problem. Drugs. It's a big problem. In my last 6 months there I lived just of Portland Sq. About 3 times I had to get the council to come out and remove needles. I caught 2 guys doing some sort of fucking sketchy drug business in the bin lock up and when the police arrived they admitted to disposing of sharps in there. Where I fucking put my recycling. I found a prostitutes hand bag on the floor shortly after she had evidently been robbed 20m from my front door (linked below, may not work)



Look at it. If that's not the sign of a problem what is.

And the homelessness and drunkenness is ridiculous. Yes it's a city. But in other cities it either isn't tolerated or it's hushed up into places most people don't really know about it. All the above is 500m from Cabot Circus. You just don't or shouldn't see that. But for some reason it is accepted there.

And then we have LSTD. This somehow is acceptable is it? Because dance music and drugs 'just go' together?

No. They are all the same. It's one thing being sly. It's another thing openly using and consuming drugs (no weed is not a drug). Add to this security and promoters encouraging it. It's the cauldron that stokes social problems that blight Bristol.

No one has the right to openly expect to do drugs in such a venue. but people will do it. So it is up the the promoters, security and the police to control it. They failed to do so. That is what I object to.

Your 'right' to do drugs does not supersede mine or anyone else's right to not have to put up with that.

It absolutely is not ok. And I do not need nor seek anyone's approval to hold that opinion. And to charge £40 a fucking ticket to endure it whilst telling people they can't bring in food and drink? Get fucked organisers.

And to call ME a tosser for it Alphabetical?

Go fuck yourself.

Hard.

And when you're done come back and maybe we can have a sensible conversation about the issues.

Loves Saves the Day? Drugs Save the Fucking Day. And Drugs don't fucking save anyone any fucking thing.

Prostitutes and drug addicts have a right to be somewhere just like you.....nice to see you're concerned about some poor girl who has been robbed..to the extent you feel compelled to take a photo of the contents of her bag...also sorry to hear that your recycling is being contaminated by a few old syringes..that must be tough..perhaps a few pics of that would be good..you know the syringe next an empty bottle of Mouton Cadet..to show the juxtaposition of inner city life...

I was at LSTD and didn't see them handing out high horses..you seemed to have got a good supplier tho
36  General / The Forum / Re: You need to download Google on: May 30, 2014, 07:46:01
Since i got a g mail account...on order to get the easyjet app on my phone i get notifications every ten minutes from google about games and i can't seem to turn them off
37  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 22, 2014, 22:34:54

bit of the old cockney rhyming slang there
38  General / The Forum / Re: Squash Appreciation Thread on: May 22, 2014, 22:33:31
Waitrose Pink grapefruit hi juice..no aspartane and nice and sharp
39  General / The Forum / Re: This is a good quiz/web app to see which parties align to your views. on: May 21, 2014, 22:33:15
if voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it....
40  General / The Forum / Re: really good hog roast? any recommendations? on: May 16, 2014, 22:26:55
Oli's hogs....recommended by a good source
41  General / The Forum / Re: really good hog roast? any recommendations? on: May 16, 2014, 21:24:48
Hire the gear and buy the pig all from the same place and do it yourself...we did one in Glos for my pals 50th a few years back...only trouble is i was in charge of rackling and eneded up feeling like i'd drunk six cups of liquid pork fat..which i probably had...a lamb is much nicer and easier to do..more versatile when it comes to serving...people nowadays must be sick of pulled pork and all that stuff..
42  General / The Forum / Re: really good hog roast? any recommendations? on: May 16, 2014, 16:41:44
I've played at a few weddings and parties where they have had them and most of them were no better than a take away van at 2 am....i'll ask my girls they are in the know
43  General / The Forum / Re: Clarkson on: May 11, 2014, 17:18:45
there was an article about all this shit in the independant yesterday written by Howard Jacobsen which sums up my view on the subject...also Stewart Lee has a good Sketch about the show that Clarkson and that twit who crashed a car host..
44  General / The Forum / Re: 1210 servicing in 2014? on: May 10, 2014, 19:57:03
YouTube it and do it yourself. Put the money you save towards Serato.

plus one
45  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 10, 2014, 12:51:42
Whitney Music Box by Jim Bumgardner is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.


crazy name  crazy guy
46  General / The Forum / Re: Clarkson on: May 09, 2014, 17:05:59
So did everybody i knew as a kid...and none of them were pretentious wankers...neither was i...
47  General / The Forum / Re: You'll get lost in this. on: May 09, 2014, 15:15:54
If only i'd had that when i took acid....better than a fish tank
48  General / The Forum / Re: Buying vinyl in Bristol on: May 07, 2014, 13:45:09
I only play records...it makes me feel superior to all the deejays who use other media to play out...i use that sense of superiority to fuel the engine in my van which has a deisel/smug converter
49  General / The Forum / Re: If you're going to get busted... on: May 01, 2014, 18:59:33
Big girls throw...
50  General / The Forum / Re: Wild Garlic Season on: May 01, 2014, 16:54:30
It's nearly the end of when it's at it's best we've been scoffing for three weeks down these sides
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