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1  General / The Forum / Re: THREAD OF THE YEAR 2009 VOTING TIME!!!!! on: December 02, 2018, 07:37:42
weasel hoozami home.

 Cry
2  General / The Forum / Re: Hooner exposed on: November 19, 2018, 02:56:37
 Laugh

It's true - as middle age has hit I've begun to take tree hugging to a whole new level.
3  General / The Forum / Re: TIMECODE is shit on: September 10, 2018, 05:19:07
Frankly, don't really know why i'm bothering to reply to this...

same


 Script
4  General / The Forum / Re: Key cutters? glos rd/town centre? on: July 06, 2018, 15:46:24
If ever there was a thread that should be locked...
5  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol record label internships? on: June 12, 2018, 23:57:31
Might be worth keeping an eye on this if you're just thinking about Bristol. http://www.bristolmusicfoundation.com/

Check the link lol.


 Laughing
6  General / The Forum / Re: ACIDIC THIS SATURDAY 21ST APRIL WITH NICKY BLACKMARKET on: April 19, 2018, 10:52:12
 Slayer
7  General / The Forum / Re: What do you want from Hijack? on: April 17, 2018, 08:08:54
 Laugh
8  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Tiler Recommendations on: April 06, 2018, 13:01:08
Papa Steve Rice is Hijack's tiler extraordinaire.

 Two Thumbs

 Script Script

And by that I mean cunt

 Laugh
9  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Tiler Recommendations on: April 03, 2018, 10:58:28
Bonnie.

Martin's Mrs?
10  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol Tiler Recommendations on: March 29, 2018, 10:51:34
Papa Steve Rice is Hijack's tiler extraordinaire.

 Two Thumbs
11  General / The Forum / Re: 10 years on - roll call! on: February 24, 2018, 03:36:02
12  General / The Forum / Bristol - making news around the world on: February 20, 2018, 19:35:01
Managed to hear the word 'Bristol' whilst listening to the World Service yesterday - is it true that KFC have run out of chicken?  Laugh
13  General / The Forum / Re: Im in business! on: February 11, 2018, 22:57:54
 Laugh
14  General / The Forum / Complex Media on: February 02, 2018, 01:21:07
I've only just stumbled across this mob...(about 10 years too late I know)

Can someone tell me when text overlays were a thing in stuff like this?

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/PiH3GrNfu5A" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/v/PiH3GrNfu5A</a>

15  General / The Forum / Re: Bristol City Council Parks consultation ***Closes tomorrow*** on: January 29, 2018, 14:52:13
What an absolute bunch of cunts.
16  General / The Forum / Anyone else got a smartwatch? (NSFW) on: January 26, 2018, 20:22:17


 Cheesy
17  General / The Forum / Re: Work problem - where does I stand? on: January 25, 2018, 20:56:48
Forgot about El Noodle and all the paedo jibes  I am laughing, but I am also sad

How did all of that start again?
18  General / The Forum / Re: Good news for music venues on: January 19, 2018, 20:35:07
Absofuckinglutely
19  General / The Forum / Milol on: January 16, 2018, 16:38:02
Fake news about Fake news?

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/web/far-right-commentator-milo-yiannopoulos-just-fell-for-a-fake-southend-news-network-story-live-on-air/
20  General / The Forum / Re: Parasite live ... in Clevedon? on: January 12, 2018, 11:31:50
We should pipe it over to California to jump on their 'raw water' bandwagon...
21  General / The Forum / Re: are your parents annoying you yet? on: January 12, 2018, 11:30:14
Just reading through this for a giggle as my Dad is due to arrive any moment now. Received a text "I'm just leaving Cambridge services" about an hour ago, so D-Hour is imminent! I wonder what gems he will come out with this year.  Wink

Just came on here on a whim and reading spolied little 25 yr old Emma moaning about her dad, and he's been gone five years and what I wouldn't give for him to nag me and polish my scuffed shoes for me now  LIGHTAH!

'You only know what you've got when it's gone' as they say.

I get incredibly wound up when I hear people moan about their parents.  Losing my dad at 23 makes me value my Mum ever more.
22  General / The Forum / Re: Things I remember from back when Hijack was good... on: January 12, 2018, 11:26:48
Can we get Hijack back?

There's nothing stopping us.

Even the spammers have given up.

23  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: January 12, 2018, 11:25:53
Let us all wish PippinDrill all the very best for her LGBTQ Yoga class today.

Are heteros welcome?

From what I can gather, definitely not.

Interesting, as I say allies and friends welcome, read the flyer better next time babes, you're more than welcome x

Bless you for your offer,  but I doubt my chakra will stretch from Sydney to Cirencester.  Bad Teeth
24  General / The Forum / Re: GAMERS! on: January 10, 2018, 22:10:06
I struggled with the controls...they didn't seem very intuitive to me.

Although in all likelihood, it was probably an issue with me not the game.
25  General / The Forum / Re: Things I remember from back when Hijack was good... on: January 10, 2018, 01:14:38
I have just this second remembered Zammo

That guy must be writing meme comedy or something by now, he was a genius

He had a kid. 

No longer a genius?

Dunno.  Met him once. 

If anything he was aghast at my warped sense of humour.

 Undecided
26  General / The Forum / Re: Things I remember from back when Hijack was good... on: January 09, 2018, 19:04:25
I have just this second remembered Zammo

That guy must be writing meme comedy or something by now, he was a genius

He had a kid. 
27  General / The Forum / Re: German War crimes on: January 09, 2018, 00:16:54
Thanks for leading me into a depressing Wikipedia rabbit hole '84...  Cry

War, huh?  What is it good for?
28  General / The Forum / Re: Happy New Year! on: January 02, 2018, 22:49:03
 Script
29  General / The Forum / Re: are your parents annoying you yet? on: December 22, 2017, 15:27:33
Tell him that strangers on the internet are looking forward to his arrival

 Laugh
30  General / The Forum / Re: So virgin are apparently coming to install internet today between 8am and 1pm. on: December 22, 2017, 15:25:00
They turned up. Christmas can begin

 Grin

 Slayer Tomato Slayer! Slayer Tomato Slayer! Slayer


What sort of plan are you on '84?
31  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 20, 2017, 18:54:57

I've visited that place more times than I'd care to mention  Embarrassed
32  General / The Forum / Re: Happy Christmas on: December 20, 2017, 11:47:01
Merry Christmas to you too buddy!

(And to all of you other reprobates  Cheesy)
33  General / The Forum / Re: Frenchcore on: December 15, 2017, 11:28:39
I have not heard any.
34  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 11, 2017, 17:51:12
LGBTQ Yoga, well I never.

Looks like the Canadians got there first http://www.bendersyoga.com/  Bad Teeth
35  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 08, 2017, 13:33:46
Let us all wish PippinDrill all the very best for her LGBTQ Yoga class today.

Are heteros welcome?

From what I can gather, definitely not.
36  General / The Forum / Re: Reiki on: December 07, 2017, 19:56:27
Let us all wish PippinDrill all the very best for her LGBTQ Yoga class today.
37  General / The Forum / Re: CBD on: December 04, 2017, 19:51:30
I'm in Lanzarote at the moment and there's coffee shops that also sell CBD - I might have to give it a go.

No buzz though?
38  General / The Forum / Re: CBD on: December 04, 2017, 16:30:46
Whose on this train?  Pimp

Tell me more, '84...
39  General / The Forum / Re: 3.50 for a warm can, no re-entrys.... on: November 26, 2017, 21:17:46
I paid 13 for two warm 330ml cans of neck oil yesterday.



Where from?
40  General / The Forum / Re: NEW YEARS EVE 2017 IN BRISTOL. PLEASE POST BELOW WHATS GOING ON!! on: November 25, 2017, 09:47:07
41  General / The Forum / Re: The Dark Knight Rises - Batman 3 to not include The Riddler or Mr Freeze... on: November 10, 2017, 03:31:46
Still think Hathaway will surprise some people

 Shocked
42  General / The Forum / Re: Post one Hijack meme per post on: November 10, 2017, 03:25:35
43  General / The Forum / Re: Occupy Vagina on: November 08, 2017, 04:55:11
44  General / The Forum / Re: HIJACK LISTINGS SECTION: What do think? on: October 19, 2017, 23:16:47
Our listings section is now up for anyone who didn't know. If you haven't checked it, then have a look. Contains details on loads events in Bristol and South West up to 2 months into the future. Plan your raving calendar!
 Grin Grin



Calendar eh  Bad Teeth

Rit should get his old mate Branson to do one  Bad Teeth
45  General / The Forum / Re: Classical Music on: October 18, 2017, 01:56:40
These really are the most bizarre spam messages.

That's why I've left some of them.

I PM'd them asking to them to stop spamming so often and it seems like it's worked  Laugh
46  General / The Forum / Re: Photoshop Thread - Egypt Special!! on: September 27, 2017, 07:39:36
47  General / The Forum / Re: I'm calling it. 5th June 2017. The day Hijack died. on: September 26, 2017, 12:34:03
I salute your perseverance in keeping this forum populated with some kind of content many years after its peak when it was getting hundreds of posts a day.

 Slayer
48  General / The Forum / Re: Watching things rot on: September 16, 2017, 09:05:58
That's really great film

What is it about, O Knowledgable Spam Bot?
49  General / The Forum / Re: DUB ENCOUNTERS SHOWCASE BLACK UHURU /MYKAL ROSE 14th October fiddlers Bristol on: September 16, 2017, 09:04:40
 Pimp
50  General / The Forum / Re: Banksy thread on: September 07, 2017, 10:32:30
https://www.ncscooper.com/graffiti-artist-banksy-arrested-at-art-exhibit-in-palestine-identity-revealed/



 Eek
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