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« on: October 16, 2008, 23:56:24 »

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2008, 00:17:47 »

Get bowl.

crack eggs into bowl.

put ketamine in bowl.

pour into toaster.
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2008, 00:31:21 »

Get bowl.

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put ketamine in bowl.

pour into toaster.

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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2008, 01:03:36 »

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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2008, 01:29:13 »


where do you think i got the link in my post from?

i was asking if it was a half decent way as i have read a few ways of doing it, plus just some person tips as whats best filling to put in it!
that ok with you?

and webber i think im going to allow the K but ta anyway ha
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2008, 01:55:35 »

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?

mate, Its harder to make an omelette wrong than it is to make one right!

just put some eggs in a frying pan.

add cheese

add tomatoes

add whatever is lurking in the fridge

fold in half



jobs a goodun
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2008, 04:42:32 »

spanish omlettes FTW!
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2008, 05:07:45 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2008, 05:11:45 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2008, 05:14:34 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 Cheesy

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yes but it aint gonna happen this side of the weekend unfortunately dude. Been off for a few days, you see.

gimme a shout monday if you still need some matey

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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2008, 05:23:33 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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¡las tortillas de huevos españolas son deliciosas!

 Cheesy

(did you get my message about flyers btw?)

yes but it aint gonna happen this side of the weekend unfortunately dude. Been off for a few days, you see.

gimme a shout monday if you still need some matey

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sorry about the lameness in not letting you know this information sooner.

np mate.. was just wondering  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2008, 07:18:01 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2008, 07:29:54 »

spanish omlettes FTW!

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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2008, 07:52:26 »

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 08:42:57 »

Chicken omelete is the wrongest food known to man.

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« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2008, 08:45:32 »

im going to sound like a fucking tard now but i dont care!
i wanna make a omelette tomorrow but dont know how

is this a half decent way to make one?

http://www.ocregister.com/article/omlette-eggs-1961131

any top tips?

mate, Its harder to make an omelette wrong than it is to make one right!

just put some eggs in a frying pan.

add cheese

add tomatoes

add whatever is lurking in the fridge

fold in half



jobs a goodun

This is especially good if you swap for sundried tomatoes and mix pesto in the egg mix  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2008, 08:52:43 »

The trick to a good omelette is to get plenty of air into the eggs when whisking, cook some onions, mushrooms, garlic and some spinach in a frying pan with some olive oil, pour in eggs and bring the cooked bits from the edge into the the middle until almost cooked, cover with cheese and tabasco and grill until finished.
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« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2008, 08:56:58 »

Cheese is a definite  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2008, 09:12:10 »

The trick to a good omelette is to get plenty of air into the eggs when whisking, cook some onions, mushrooms, garlic and some spinach in a frying pan with some olive oil, pour in eggs and bring the cooked bits from the edge into the the middle until almost cooked, cover with cheese and tabasco and grill until finished.

pretty good with with fresh basil and goats cheese as well
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« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2008, 10:03:55 »

I managed to cock up an omelette last time I tried... which is twice as embarrasing given I was a chef for 4 years! Smashed Doh!
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« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2008, 10:13:25 »

http://www.cookuk.co.uk/eggs/spanish-omelette-recipe.htm
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« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2008, 10:18:29 »

I managed to cock up an omelette last time I tried... which is twice as embarrasing given I was a chef for 4 years! Smashed Doh!

Considering it's so easy to do it's also easy to cock up.
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« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2008, 10:30:16 »


No garlic in this recipe though. You need garlic Two Thumbs

Also, Spanish omette between two slices of bread - best sandwich ever  Slayer
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« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2008, 10:34:03 »

Go for the Portugese version;

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portugese+breakfast
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2008, 10:56:59 »

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..
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« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2008, 10:58:21 »

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

sounds alright. only one way to find out  Two Thumbs
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« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2008, 11:02:00 »

How about an omlette with sweet potato and butternut squash. Does that work?

I've got some I need to use up.. Might be a bit stodge central..

probably have to par-boil the sweet potato first..
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« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2008, 11:02:29 »

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« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2008, 11:20:22 »

chorizo, spinach, spring onions, chillies  OMG Death Star!!!11

This is good - chorizo in omellette is definitely the one.
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« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 11:31:42 »